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So, a/n [insert Pokemon's name] walked into a bar... (please read post 1 before posting)

TRNatalie

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... and charms everyone in the bar, including the bartender. She gets a lot of drinks and refreshments on the house that night.

So, an Alolan Meowth walks into a bar...
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...takes a heavy drink to help him forget the traumatic encounter he had with a Bewear.

So, a Kantonian Meowth enters a bar...
 

TRNatalie

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... and cries to the bartender about the hardships of being a talking Pokemon and the cruel rejection of his past loves.

So, a Wobbuffet waddles into a bar...
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...and goes to drink next to the Kantonian Meowth, responding "That's right!" to everything he says.

So, a Mareanie walks into a bar...
 

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...and tells anyone who will listen about the love of her life, not noticing that everyone backs away from her as she talks in great detail about him.

So, a Mimikyu creaks into a bar...
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...and most Pokémon in the bar either flee or cover their ears upon hearing its creaking.

So, a Meltan walks into a bar...
 

Sightnado

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And melts the place to pieces. The Pokémon running the bar rebuild it with the aid of the PBS (Pokemon Bar Society) human construction team.

So, an Aipom walks into a bar...
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...and invites its friends to mess up the newly rebuilt place just for fun.

So, Detective Pikachu walks into a bar...
 

BackSet

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And get's drunk on coffee.

So a ludicolo walks into a bar...
 

TRNatalie

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... and joins it’s buddies performing music with an accordion. The other patrons either dance along or give the Ludicolo looks of dismay.

So, a Rapidash gallops into a bar...
 

BackSet

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And the bartender asks "why the long face?"

So a gyarados walks into a bar.
 

AnimeboyIanpower

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...and makes friends with the Phantump from a few posts ago.

So, two Meloettas float into a bar...
 

BackSet

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And sing two different styles of music causing everyone to leave.

So a drilbur walks into a bar...
 

Sightnado

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And burns the whole place down. Bad kitty!

After rebuilding the place:

So, a Farfetch'd walks into the newly rebuilt bar...
 
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