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So, a/n [insert Pokemon's name] walked into a bar... (please read post 1 before posting)

"It's Jindosh's Clockwork Lavos! RUN!!"
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And the bartender came to the cellar only to see Snorlax sleeping in the corner. (and no food at all!)

So, a Hawlucha flies into a bar....
 
The Dragon Prince
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...and got into a brawl with other Fighting Types. So, a Meowth walks into a bar...
 
"It's Jindosh's Clockwork Lavos! RUN!!"
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And he meets a nice female Alolan Meowth.
He tries to talk to her, but then Bewear cames out of nowhere and grabs him.

So, a Cryogonal walks into a bar.....
 
Fiery Extraordinaire
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The barman mistake it for a disco ball, and hang it on the ceiling.

So, a Totodile sneaks into a bar...
 
The Dragon Prince
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...And bites the bartender's hand.

So, a Vikavolt flies into a bar...
 
Aqua Ninja Frog
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and gets swatted!
So, a Palkia entered a bar...
 
*Shivers*
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And the whole bar got send into a prallel dimension.

So, a Rockruff walks into a bar...
 
Aqua Ninja Frog
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and is picked up by Bonnie who thinks he is super cute!

so, a Dialga walks into a bar...
 
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...and freezes time during Happy Hour.

So, a Jumpluff floats into a bar...
 
Fiery Extraordinaire
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making an allergic Charizard sneeze.

So, a Toucannon enters a bar...
 
Aqua Ninja Frog
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And beak blasts the bartender when he did not get what he ordered.

So, darkrai enters a bar...
 
Fiery Extraordinaire
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and starts breakdancing on "Thriller" when a couple of Haunters decides to join the dance.

So a Cresselia levitates into a bar...
 
Aqua Ninja Frog
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"Where is Darkria?" She asked. "I must stop him from stealing the time gears!"

so, a Primarina entered a bar...
 
*Shivers*
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And the crowd starts cheering for her after hearing her beautiful Oceanic Operatta.

So, a Keldeo walks into a bar...
 
Aqua Ninja Frog
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and beats up a Magmar that is picking on a Sunkern.

So, a Solgaleo enters a bar...
 
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