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So, a/n [insert Pokemon's name] walked into a bar... (please read post 1 before posting)

LazySpy

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"Help me!" he screams. "There's that sadicistic kid called Ash and he's trying to force me to take him to the Ultra Space!"

So, a Pikachu enters a bar....
 

Greninjaman

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and becomes the bar's mascot!

So, a Salamence enters a bar...
 

KenderCharmeleon

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and starts trolling all other pokémon to get in a fight.

So, a Trubbish enters a bar.
 

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Ironically, amongst the other rowdy bar goers, Trubbish is one of the few to not get thrown out that night.

So, a Spoink hops into a bar...
 

KenderCharmeleon

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Stopped for a second to look at the bar menu, and died...

So a Chespin finds his way into a bar...
 

LazySpy

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And helps a certain Zygarde escape from labs hidden in the cellar.


So, a Froslass moves into a bar.....
 

Greninjaman

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and seduces the bartender!

A Wailord entered a bar...
 

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pass contacts card around about a miracle diet pills.

So a Mr Mime enters a bar...
 

Greninjaman

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and entertained everyone!

So, a Rattata entered a bar...
 

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...And got chased out by an angry, intoxicated Yungoos.

So, a Wobbuffet waddles into a bar...
 

Greninjaman

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and gets used as a punching bag by a Machamp.

So, a Jirachi entered a bar...
 

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...Everybody in the bar got in a fight over him because he was offering one free wish.

So, a Dratini slithers into a bar...
 

LazySpy

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"Its raining somewhere else"- he said.
Hearing this people decided to stay in the bar for a while.....

So, a Magikarp splashes into a bar.....
 

Icy Wind

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Then a fisherman catches it and tries to sell it for 1 million pokedollars, claiming it’s an ultra rare and powerful Pokemon, then someone drunk at the bar actually bought it.

So, a Zebstrika runs into a bar...
 

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The other patrons tease it relentlessly. Magikarp tolerates it until somebody spills the Magikarp's drink all over it. The Magikarp then evolved into Gyarados in anger.
...Due to the static electricity in it's fur, everybody that is near it goes home with bad hair.

So, a Quagsire waddles into a bar...
 
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LazySpy

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And tells everyone how he sold some ground to a certain Pokemon.

So, a Bayleef runs into a bar.....
 

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...and cries about it's unrecruited crush on it's trainer.

So, an Ekans slithers into a bar...
 

LazySpy

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And gests caught by some cruel Pokemon Hunter! Then, a couple of people dressed in strange grey clothes assemble a mob and dash to the Rescue!

So, a Hoopa teleports into a bar.....
 

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“Hello, can i get get a takila?”
“No”
*Electrodes explodes*


So, an Abra teleports into a bar...
 
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