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So, a/n [insert Pokemon's name] walked into a bar... (please read post 1 before posting)

"Help me!" he screams. "There's that sadicistic kid called Ash and he's trying to force me to take him to the Ultra Space!"

So, a Pikachu enters a bar....
 
"Its raining somewhere else"- he said.
Hearing this people decided to stay in the bar for a while.....

So, a Magikarp splashes into a bar.....
 
Then a fisherman catches it and tries to sell it for 1 million pokedollars, claiming it’s an ultra rare and powerful Pokemon, then someone drunk at the bar actually bought it.

So, a Zebstrika runs into a bar...
 
The other patrons tease it relentlessly. Magikarp tolerates it until somebody spills the Magikarp's drink all over it. The Magikarp then evolved into Gyarados in anger.
...Due to the static electricity in it's fur, everybody that is near it goes home with bad hair.

So, a Quagsire waddles into a bar...
 
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And gests caught by some cruel Pokemon Hunter! Then, a couple of people dressed in strange grey clothes assemble a mob and dash to the Rescue!

So, a Hoopa teleports into a bar.....
 
“Hello, can i get get a takila?”
“No”
*Electrodes explodes*


So, an Abra teleports into a bar...
 
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