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So, a/n [insert Pokemon's name] walked into a bar... (please read post 1 before posting)

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...and explodes when he doesn't get what he wants.
... skipping everyone in line, he takes a glass from the bartender and disappears.

So, a Cyndaquil enters a bar...
 
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...and everybody in the bar is praying to Arceus that the Cyndaquil's back doesn't flare up...

So, a Hypno walks into a bar...
 
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...and hypnotizes the bartender and takes a drink without paying.

So a Yanmega zips into a bar...
 
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...and is accidentally hypnotized when Hypno hypnotized the bartender!

So, A Spiritomb floats into a bar...
 
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...and orders 108 drinks for its 108 spirits. There is a general uneasiness as this occurs.

So a Mareanie walks into a bar...
 
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... and all the Corsola patrons scream like intensifying babies.

So a Garbodor walks into a bar...
 
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...and came face to face with an intoxicated and hungry Alolan Muk.

So, a Dewgong slides into a bar...
 
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...and drops unconscious. A Bulbasaur and Cyndaquil wearing bandanas run up to it. The Spinda gives them a Clear Wing and tells them about it's mission.

So a Rowlet flies into a bar...
 
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And tells everyone how she hunted down a Gengar for the purpose of revenge......
Only to learn he actually saved her just moments before he died.
She then goes to the basement and commits a suicide. Nobody asked.

So, a Skitty runs into a bar....
 
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...and chases a rolled up ball of paper another patron threw in its direction.

So a Vileplume walks into a bar...
 
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and sneezes. It accidently uses Petal Blizzard, adding a lot of atmosphere on the dancing floor.

So a Meowth enters a bar...
 
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...and looks around for loose change that anybody might have dropped.

So, A Poipole floats into a bar...
 
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...And stops in front of a Smeargle painting the scenery.

So, a Growlithe enters a bar...
 
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And gets caught by a trainer who believies Growlithe is a legendary Pokemon.
Next, the trainer of course gets caught by Jenny, who sends him to the jail for stealing a police property.

So, a Munna flies into a bar.....
 
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...and eats the dream of a passed out Cubone. It quickly wishes it hadn't.

So, a Tyrogue walks into a bar...
 
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, orders a Rare Candy, eats it and evolves. He wanted to be an Hitmonlee, its parents wanted it to be a Hitmonchan. Ends up a Hitmontop and cries.

So a Pichu sneaks into a bar...
 
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