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So, a/n [insert Pokemon's name] walked into a bar... (please read post 1 before posting)

Revenge of the Boyega

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... and says "does anyone own a red buick? 'Cause this place is a dump and I'm outta here".

So, a Jynx sashays into a bar...
 

Harryghost

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... but gets banned by the bar managers.

So, a Panpour walks into a bar...
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...and promptly makes himself his own drink, much to the bartender's annoyance.

So, a Greninja walks into a bar...
 

LazySpy

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And someone asks him: Can you Mega Evolve?

So, a Litwick Crawls? walks into a bar....
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...and starts his nightly job as the light source on one of the tables, while secretly also leeching a little life force out of anyone who comes sitting in said table.

So, a Passimian walks into a bar...
 

TRNatalie

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...and gets banned from the bar for throwing it's ball around and breaking a bunch of glasses and drink bottles.

So, a Mudsdale walks into a bar...
 

FluffleFi

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And gets kicked out for both tracking mud everywhere and leaving hoof prints in the floor.

So, a Salazzle walks in the a bar...
 

KenderCharmeleon

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And she's drinking every glasses that every male presents pays her. She's rolling out of the bar completely drunk.

So a Raichu enters a bar...
 

FluffleFi

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I end up completely drunk but I manage to woo this cute Lopunny back to my den...though it turns out she's actually a Mr.Mime and somehow in my drunken stupor i'm married to her.

So, a Mew floats in the bar...
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...and promptly turns invisible upon seeing multiple Master Balls being pulled out, allowing them to enjoy their drinks in peace.

So, a Tsareena struts into a bar...
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...and everyone bows down to him immediately and remain that way until he leaves.

So, a Lopunny enters a bar...
 

FluffleFi

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She proceeds to trick every man in the bar to buy her free drinks and seduces her way into winning many a poker games. Its only when she leaves with her winnings that everyone discovers that she was actually a he.

So, a Flareon walks into a bar...
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...and proceeds to use Flare Blitz on the first person who mocks him of his "uselessness". No one says anything about him after that until he's left.

So, a Leavanny walks into a bar...
 

Greninjaman

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And makes leaf masks for everyone!

So, a Jigglypuff walked into a bar...
 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...and started singing, causing everybody to fall asleep and allowing her to drink just as much as she wanted without paying anything.

So, a Gardevoir walks into a bar...
 

TRNatalie

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...and accidentally created a blackhole while she was intoxicated.

So, a Riolu walks into a bar...
 

LazySpy

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And attacks the bartender claiming he (the bartender) has "special Aura". And then, he is dragged away from the bar by Lucario, who apologizes everyone for incindent, blaiming it on Riolu's inexperience. Years later.... The bartender saves the world. ( sounds like a cool idea for a fanfic!)

So, a Tropius enters a bar....


 

FinnishPokéFan92

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...and then leaves soon after, quickly getting tired of banana puns and people constantly trying to steal his fruits.

So, a Bisharp walks into a bar...
 

TRNatalie

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...and has a brawl with a Aegislash that the other patrons place bets on.

So, a Pelipper flaps into a bar...
 
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