So, a/n [insert Pokemon's name] walked into a bar... (please read post 1 before posting)

[TRNatalie]

...and gets hugged by a Komola that has mistaken it for a tree.

So, a Blastoise walks into a bar...

 

[FluffleFi]

...And gets into a drunken bar brawl with that Ferligatr from earlier when said gator talks smack about the Kanto starters.

So, a Mimikyu walks in a bar...

 

[TRNatalie]

...and gets in a brawl with a Pikachu.

So, a Stufful walks into a bar...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

...and gets to have a free drink by threatening to pull off its cloth. While drinking, it talks to itself about murdering a certain Pikachu.

...and gets hugged by people who think it's cute. All of said people leave the bar with bruises and/or at least one black eye.

So, a Charizard walks into a bar...

 

[FluffleFi]

...And instead of getting into a fight like his drunken Kanto friend, he instead drinks the night away with the Typhlosion from earlier when they discover they have so much in common.

So,a Meganium walks into a bar...

 

[TRNatalie]

...and attracts more than a few drunk patrons with Sweet Scent.

So, a Buneary hops into a bar...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

...and, upon reaching the sadness part of her drunken state, starts crying over how she, despite her cute looks, is considered the least useful Johto starter. Dang it!

...and joins her big sister Lopunny in drinking the free drinks she has seduced for herself.

So, a Venusaur enters a bar...

 

[TRNatalie]

Sorry!
...And bonds with Meganium over being the underused starter of their generation.

So, a Vulpix(fire) walks into a bar...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

...and accidentally sneezes at her drink, causing it to catch fire.

So, an Alolan Vulpix walks into a bar...

 

[FluffleFi]

...And quickly flees when she decides she doesn't want to get in trouble with her sister again.

So, a Tsareena walks in a bar...

 

[FinnishPokéFan92]

...and scoffs at the brawling starters and the Vulpix frantically trying to put it the fire on her drink ("Filthy peasants..." she says), sitting down and ignoring the commotion around her while drinking her drink.

So, a Ninetales (Fire) walks into a bar...

 

[TRNatalie]

...and helps her sister put out the flames.

So, a Houndour walks into a bar...

 

[FluffleFi]

...And bathes in the raging flames to absorb them, getting him both a new job in the bar and free drinks for the next few months.

So, a Celebi floats in a bar...

 

[TRNatalie]

...and sends the bar back into a more peaceful time.

So, a Dragonair slithers into a bar...

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

...and a rainbow appears over the bar.


So, Mewtwo floats into a bar...

 

[LazySpy]

And drinks some beer to learn, as he explains, the concept of being drunk.
Some time later, he is found unconsious in a basement by a group of TR grunts.....
The grunts, led by Domino, get a memory trigger....

So, a Necrozma enters a bar.....

 

[FluffleFi]

...And gets chased out of the bar when one too many laser beams fire through alcohol-filled mugs.

So, a Skuntank walks into a bar...

 

[TRNatalie]

...and everyone tries their hardest not to disturb him.

So, a Leafeon walks into a bar...

 

[FluffleFi]

...and ends up charming to the bartender into letting her take an entire keg of beer back home to her forest den.

So, a Charmander walks into a bar...

 

[TRNatalie]

...and brags about being the best Starter of all time much to the annoyance of the other Starter patrons.

So a Sawsbuck walks into a bar...