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So, a/n [insert Pokemon's name] walked into a bar... (please read post 1 before posting)

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...and after a few drinks, complains about how much he hates Autumn, because his antlers get heavier at that time of year.

So, a Durant scitters into a bar...
 
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...and ends up getting in a fight with a hungry Heatmor.

So, an Inkay floats into a bar...
 
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...and gets in a fight with a Durant.

So, a Cacturne walks into a bar...
 
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...and starts asking everyone for hugs, feeling rejected when he's denied of those.

So, a Magcargo slithers into a bar...
 
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...and starts her job as the bar singer, charming some people so much that they forget to drink their drinks.

So, a Shiftry walks into a bar...
 
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...and rants about his bickering group of Seedot and Nuzleaf (that are currently all over the bar).

So a Kingdra swims into a bar...
 
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...and says, "It sure has been raining a lot lately, hasn't it? But look on the bright side: without the rains, this flood wouldn't have happened and I wouldn't have been able to come here!" The bartender, wearing a scuba gear, merely grumbles and frowns.

So, a Pichu walks into a bar...
 
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..."Aren't you a little young to go to a bar," asks the bartender.

So, a Raichu surfs into a bar...
 
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....and aggravates the patrons by splashing them with water, as it was unintellegently literally using the move 'surf'.

so, a stunfisk flops into a bar....
 
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...and shocks the bartender when the bartender hands Stunfisk his drink. It is smiling throughout this. "What was that for," asks the bartender. "Sorry. That was an accident," the Stunfisk replies.

So, a Malamar floats into a bar...
 
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...everyone equips themselves with mirrored shades so Malamar ends up hypnotizing itself...


So, A Voltorb rolls into a bar...
 
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...and explodes when the bartender doesn't give him what he wants.

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So, a Bewear walks into a bar...
 
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...and gives the hypnotized Malamar a hug.


So, Darkrai rises from Bewear's shadow into a bar...
 
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...takes a drink and disappears.

So, a Wurmple crawls into a bar...
 
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...and explains to the bartender the math behind its evolution pattern...


...so, Cresselia floats into a bar....
 
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