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So, a/n [insert Pokemon's name] walked into a bar... (please read post 1 before posting)

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...and starts asking around if anyone's seen Magearna. The bartender points towards the door.

So, a Rotom enters a bar...
 
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...and starts causing mayhem by entering various appliences, until it finally leaves, leaving behind a very messy bar.

So, a Minccino enters a bar...
 
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...and noticing the mess, begins cleaning up the bar. Minccino soon receives a new job and free drinks.

So, a Yanmega zips into a bar...
 
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(I still miss that dragonfly)
...and becomes an instant celebrity at the bar.

So, a Vibrava flies into a bar...
 
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... and unintentionally causes a headache to the bartender by the flapping of its wings.

So, a Yungoos walks into a bar...
 
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...and put on a show for the other patrons about a giant firebreathing moth.

So a Slowpoke crawls into a bar...
 
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...and he tells everyone about this new monster movie. It's called "Mothra".


So, a Shellder hops into a bar...
 
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...and bites onto the Slowpoke's tail, causing them to evolve into a Slowbro.

So, a Riolu walks into a bar...
 
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...and gets overwhelmed by Aura coming from everyone around.

So, a Krokodile walks into a bar...
 
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...and starts showing off its awesome sunglasses to everyone, even those who don't want to listen.

So a Mareanie walks into a bar...
 
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....And attacks the face of the first guy it sees that has purple haircolor.

So, a Slaking enters a bar....
 
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...and lies down in the middle of the bar, refusing to move until the bartender gives it drinks. Even then, it doesn't get up.

So a Phanpy walks into a bar...
 
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And gets so drunk it rolls around everywhere and becomes a great nuisance.

So, an Inceniroar walks into a bar...
 
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... and complains about a bad match at the Battle Royale Ring.

So, a Kantonian Raichu runs into a bar...
 
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...and picks a fight with the bar's mascot...

...and loses...


So, a Gardevoir and a Ralts walk into a bar...
 
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