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So, a/n [insert Pokemon's name] walked into a bar... (please read post 1 before posting)

... and says "does anyone own a red buick? 'Cause this place is a dump and I'm outta here".

So, a Jynx sashays into a bar...
 
I end up completely drunk but I manage to woo this cute Lopunny back to my den...though it turns out she's actually a Mr.Mime and somehow in my drunken stupor i'm married to her.

So, a Mew floats in the bar...
 
She proceeds to trick every man in the bar to buy her free drinks and seduces her way into winning many a poker games. Its only when she leaves with her winnings that everyone discovers that she was actually a he.

So, a Flareon walks into a bar...
 
And attacks the bartender claiming he (the bartender) has "special Aura". And then, he is dragged away from the bar by Lucario, who apologizes everyone for incindent, blaiming it on Riolu's inexperience. Years later.... The bartender saves the world. ( sounds like a cool idea for a fanfic!)

So, a Tropius enters a bar....


 
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