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  • ME finally got off his butt and has started his own LP of Platinum version. Watch the chaos unfold here.

Steal-A-Cookie!

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*sways pocket watch back and forth*

Anata wa nemukunaru... (You are getting sleepy...)

*the spies fall under my control and steal the cookie for me*
 
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uses a time machine to go back to over a year ago and take the cookie
jumps back in the time machine and returns to present day
 
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makes a bomb to blow up the time machine
blows up the machine to steal the cookie from ME
 
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the time machine blowing up actually triggered a black hole, which sucks in chibighost
safe in his gravity proof escape pod, ME snags the cookie before it gets sucked into oblivion
 
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The black hole brings ME and chibi to another dimension where any cookies go to someone who's name beings with c.
Cookies gravitate toward chibighost while ME, deemed unworthy for not having magnetic cookie powers, gets dragged to a pit of fire
 
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emerges from the pit of fire stronger than before, due to the powers of the Internet Troll
shatters the alternate dimension with a snap of the fingers, and takes the cookie from chibi's ghost
 
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Chibi's ghost combines into one, creating chibighost again.
chibighost's only purpose is to get the cookie from ME, so chibighost simply snaps his fingers and ME disappears into thin air, allowing chibi to get the cookie.
 
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thickens the air, so nobody can disappear into thin air
calls in the Ghostbusters to entrap chibighost
takes the cookie, while chibighost is trapped
 
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Chibighost calls upon Stay Puft, who promptly squishes the Ghostbusters and ME
Chibighost snags the cookie from ME's corpse
 
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the ME corpse's illusion dissipates, revealing that it was just a Zexy Zombie
being undead, the Zexy Zombie simply gets right back up again, eats Stay Puft, and takes the cookie back from chibighost
 
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Chibighost sings super high pitched, causing Zombie Zexy to explode
Chibighost takes the cookie from Zombie Zexy exploded body
 
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another Zexy Zombie rises from the grave and superglues chibi's mouth shut before taking the cookie
 
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a harsh wind unglues chibi's mouth, allowing him to eat the Zexy Zombie and steal his cookie
 
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chibi can't be knocked out since he'd dead and simply steals the cookie and eats it
 
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