Steal-A-Cookie!

[AnimeboyIanpower]

*sways pocket watch back and forth*

Anata wa nemukunaru... (You are getting sleepy...)

*the spies fall under my control and steal the cookie for me*

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

uses a time machine to go back to over a year ago and take the cookie
jumps back in the time machine and returns to present day

 

[toastghost]

makes a bomb to blow up the time machine
blows up the machine to steal the cookie from ME

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

the time machine blowing up actually triggered a black hole, which sucks in chibighost
safe in his gravity proof escape pod, ME snags the cookie before it gets sucked into oblivion

 

[toastghost]

The black hole brings ME and chibi to another dimension where any cookies go to someone who's name beings with c.
Cookies gravitate toward chibighost while ME, deemed unworthy for not having magnetic cookie powers, gets dragged to a pit of fire

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

emerges from the pit of fire stronger than before, due to the powers of the Internet Troll
shatters the alternate dimension with a snap of the fingers, and takes the cookie from chibi's ghost

 

[toastghost]

Chibi's ghost combines into one, creating chibighost again.
chibighost's only purpose is to get the cookie from ME, so chibighost simply snaps his fingers and ME disappears into thin air, allowing chibi to get the cookie.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

thickens the air, so nobody can disappear into thin air
calls in the Ghostbusters to entrap chibighost
takes the cookie, while chibighost is trapped

 

[toastghost]

Chibighost calls upon Stay Puft, who promptly squishes the Ghostbusters and ME
Chibighost snags the cookie from ME's corpse

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

the ME corpse's illusion dissipates, revealing that it was just a Zexy Zombie
being undead, the Zexy Zombie simply gets right back up again, eats Stay Puft, and takes the cookie back from chibighost

 

[toastghost]

Chibighost sings super high pitched, causing Zombie Zexy to explode
Chibighost takes the cookie from Zombie Zexy exploded body

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

another Zexy Zombie rises from the grave and superglues chibi's mouth shut before taking the cookie

 

[toastghost]

a harsh wind unglues chibi's mouth, allowing him to eat the Zexy Zombie and steal his cookie

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

a third Zexy Zombie rises from the grave, knocks out chibighost, and takes the cookie

 

[toastghost]

chibi can't be knocked out since he'd dead and simply steals the cookie and eats it

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

reaches into chibi’s stomach before he can digest the cookie, and steals it...though definitely not to eat at this point because

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

Killer Queen has already touched this cookie...

*click*

The cookie detonates, taking Magnificent Entertainer with it in the explosion.

Looks like we'll need another cookie...

 

[toastghost]

*bakes a cookie and quickly eats it*

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

*bakes a dozen cookies, and takes one for safe measure*

 

[DawningWinds]

I take one of the extras since you made a dozen and only took one.