Sakura’s Friends and Simpsons

[PokéSean]

This again is not the official sequel but I’m hoping you guys will like the official sequel.

Opens back where Skinner, Groundskeeper Willie, Chiharu, and Yamazaki are.

Skinner: Say want some steamed hams?

Chiharu: What?

Yamazaki: I think he means steamed clams.

Skinner: No! Steamed hams.

The Simpsons themselves, Ned Flanders, his sons, and Naoko come. Even Gremlin comes.

Naoko: Steaked hams?

Skinner: No! STEAMED hams.

Chiharu: Where do I go?

Skinner: Probably the Krusty Burger.

Chiharu: Krusty Burger?

Krusty the Clown pops up.

Krusty: Did somebody say the Krusty Burger?

Ned: Hi-didly-ho! Krustino! Look at the cute? He tries to claw my eye out.

 

[PokéSean]

Bart: Hey, you closed eyes. Haw-haw!

Yamazaki: Me?

Skinner: We may not be in school, Simpson but you aught to have a detention. And... (hears an ice cream truck) Ice cream truck! (cuts to after everyone got ice cream) Now! What were we talking about, boy?

Bart: Uh! We were talking about the time you beat jury duty. And that comic Strong Bad made?

Skinner: Oh yeah! The trick is to say you’re prejudice against all races and bake steamed hams.

 

[PokéSean]

Homer: Oh, boy! Steamed hams.

Bart: And nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger.

Homer: D’oh! Oh, yes!

Lisa: Man! Those Butterfinger commercials were great.

Nelson Muntz comes.

Nelson: Haw-haw, Bart!

Bart: Haw-haw, Nelson! Hey! Want to see one of my severe prank calls.

Bart runs to the telephone. He dials a number. The other line shows the man of the Isle of Armor station’s Poké Mart.

Desk man: Hey! This is Isle of Armor station Poké Mart. May I interest you in anything?

Bart: Ummm? Can I speak to I.M. Nothere.

Desk man: Hmm... I’ll look.

He puts the phone on hold and looks. Victor comes

Victor: Excuse, me?

Gloria comes.

Gloria: Can we buy something?

Desk man: Of course! What would you like But help my find I.M. Nothere.

Victor: You’re not here. (laughs)

Gloria: Yes, you are. (laughs too)

Desk man (irritated on the phone): Listen to me, you meddling phony caller! I’m gonna catch you one day and then you have to face Mustard. (hangs up)

 

[PokéSean]

Bart: Let me do another! (dials another)

Cuts to a Cabby looks at a newspaper on Galat Route 4. It shows Victor and Gloria beating Leon.

Cabby: Hey! Those kids sure beaten Leon. (Rotom Phone rings and he picks it up to answer) Hello?

Bart (on the other line): Hey, is Holton Tight & Liz S. Pain there?

Cabby: Hey! I dunno. (holds the phone) Hey, missy. (points to Molly at her camp) I need help finding two people. Holton Tight, Liz S. Pain.

Molly: What? You better not say that or I’ll call the police.

Cabby: Excuse me, miss! (picks up the phone and whispers) Listen, you meddling prank caller. I warn you that you’ll have to Holton Tight & meet Liz S. Pain.

Bart hangs up and laughs.

Bart: Who wants to go next?

Lisa: I dunno, Bart.

Bart: Well if anyone needs me, I’ll be here pranking people.

Cuts to the Simpsons’ kitchen. Marge is cooking something and Chiharu walks in.

Chiharu: What are you making Mrs. Simpson-San?

Marge: Well, you ain’t lay a finger on my uhhh... dinner finger.

Homer walks in.

Homer: Hey, Marge! I’m going to run to the Kwik-E-Mart.

Marge: Okay, Homer! Just be back by uhhh... when dinner is ready.

Homer: Okay!

Cuts to the Kwik-E-Mart. Homer is shopping and he bumps into someone. That person turns out to be Big Bill.

Homer: Hey! You’re Little Bill’s dad.

Big Bill: No! You’re confusing me with someone else. (leaves)

Homer: D’oh! Oh!

It sees a cardboard cutout ad for Krusty O’s. It says, “New doughnut flavored Krusty O’s! Now packed with a free Radioactive Man action figure.”

Homer: I could use one of those.

 

[PokéSean]

Cuts back to the Simpsons’ house. Skinner sits on the couch and turns on the TV. It was showing another Chugginton episode with the Thnikkaman (Bubs).

Thnikkaman: Well, I’ll get going trainnees.

Brewster: Bye! I’m sure we’ll meet again.

Thnikkaman: Yeah, shut up trainnee. (leaves)

Thnikkaman chorus: #There goes the Thnikkaman!#

Skinner: Let’s see what’s on the news. (changes to the news channel)

Kent Brockman: Hello! I’m Kent Brockman. Good news about Duff beer. It’s back to normal as you may recall. But also in LazyTown, Sportacus saved a boy on a platform of a runaway cherry picker from hitting a billboard.

The TV shows Sportacus saving Bart. Bart hangs up the phone.

Bart: Hey look everyone, I’m on TV.

Marge and Chiharu come in from the kitchen. Lisa, Krusty, the Flanders sons, Nelson, Rika, Naoko, and Yamazaki come from downstairs.

Marge: Well, I’ll be! (runs to the phone)

Bart: Cool! Are you gonna make a prank call?

Marge: No! I’m calling your father.

Marge dials Homer’s number on the phone and picks up the phone.

Marge: Hey, Homie! Are you there?

Cuts to Homer on the other line.

Homer: Not now, Marge! I’m watching our son’s news story. (shows a TV in front of him showing the same news story)

Marge: Aw that’s too... (gasps) AWESOME!

 

[PokéSean]

Lisa: Bart! Are you going to find Milhouse?

Bart: And re-end the Haw-Hawed couple?

Lisa: C’mon, Bart! If you don’t do something, I will do it for you.

Bart: Sure! Go on!

Lisa: But don’t remember how scary it is was when I got lost.

Bart: So! That was your problem you got lost. You took the wrong bus.

Lisa: That’s because you had to go to the doctor because you had you glued some stuff to you and Mom told me I couldn’t take the bus on my own and I had to ask Dad and because he’s not that dumb to listen to Mom.

Bart: But you didn’t know that the 22 bus is the 22-A.

Lisa: But you shouldn’t have used Dad’s sticky glue.

Bart: Well how am I supposed to know. Just because you’re so “smart gifted” doesn’t mean your always right.

Lisa (gasps): You take that back!

Marge: ENOUGH! You shouldn’t argue when your mother is talking to your father on the phone. You 2 go to your rooms and stay there until dinner.

Lisa & Bart (sigh): Yes, Mom! (sadly leave)

 

[PokéSean]

Marge: Sorry about that! I just needed to send our kids to their rooms.

Cuts to Bart’s room.

Bart: Why does Lisa have to ruin my fun?

Cuts to Lisa’s room.

Lisa: Why does Bart have to be with Nelson?

Cuts back to the living room.

Marge: Why do kids have to argue?

Skinner: Probably life. I sure do miss Edna Krabappel.

Ned Flanders comes in.

Ned: Me too.

NOTE: In loving memories of Marcia Wallace.

 

[PokéSean]

Homer returns with a shopping bag.

Homer: Marge and principal, I’m hoping you’re ready for some mouth watering mashed sweet potatoes. (takes out sweet potatoes from the bag)

Skinner: I thought we were having steamed hams.

Homer: No, no, I said steamed yams That's what I call sweet potatoes.

Skinner: You call sweet potatoes steamed yams?

Homer: Yes! It’s a regional dialect.

Skinner: Uh-huh! What region?

Homer: Uh, upstate New York.

Superintendent Gary Chalmers comes.

Gary: Really? Well, I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard anyone use the term “steamed yams”. (he and Skinner leave)

Homer: Oh, not in Utica. It’s an Albany expression.

Skinner and Gary: We see. You know. These sweet potatoes are very similar to the ones they have at Kwik-E-Mart.

Homer: D’oh! Patented Simpsons burgers. Old family recipe.

Gary: For steamed clams?

Homer: Yes!

Gary: And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are boiled.

Homer: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- Excuse me for one second.

Marge: Of course!

Homer is about to go into the kitchen only to be stopped by Gary.

Gary: Where are you going?

Homer: Uh, cook these yams.

Gary: I’m not going to fall for the stunt. You would’ve gotten away with it if hadn’t been for that meddling Skinner fibbing the same.

Homer: Doinks!

Marge: Doinks?

Homer: Short for “D’oh zoinks!” Well a good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Gary: Well I should be- Good lord! What is happening in there?

Homer: What?

Skinner: He means what's in there.

Homer: Not aurora borealis.

Gary: Uh? Aurora borealis at this time of year? At this time of day in this part of the day at this part of the country? Iocalized entirely with your kitchen?

Homer: Yes.

Gary: May I NOT see it?

Homer: No.

Homer, Skinner, and Gary leave.

Marge: Homer! The house is NOT on fire!

Homer: No, Marge. It's just the southern lights.

Gary: Well, Homer, you are an old fellow but I must say you steam a good yam.

Marge: NO help! NO help!

The Springfield fire department rushes by and doesn't stop to help.

 

[PokéSean]

Chiharu: What's going on Mrs. Simpson-San?

Marge: Oh, uh! Homer's making steamed yams.

Chiharu: I thought we were having steam hams?

Marge: No! Steamed yams.

Chiharu: Can we talk about the time you beaten jury duty?

Marge: Well like Homer said, the trick is to say your prejudiced against all races.

Chief Wiggum (outside): Look! There are two dogs driving two buses.

Santa's Little Helper gets exicited. Cuts to Yamazaki walking upstairs. Yamazaki knocks on Bart's door.

Bart: Go away!

Yamazaki: Man! Simpson-Kun won't speak.

Naoko comes.

Naoko: Nor will his sister.

Maggie comes up.

Naoko: Not you! Lisa-Chan.

Rika (coming): Man! They do have a nice cat.

Snowball V comes from behind. Bart comes out.

Bart: It's not my fault I got Lisa lost. It's hers. If she found her way back, so can Milhouse. Haw-haw!

Naoko: Well! We got lost in our test of courage now that my memory somehow got back.

Rika: And mine!

Yamazaki: Mine too!

Bart: It wasn't your fault you lost everything. It was that Erase. But it's none of your business. Ask Chiharu sometime and keep it a secret.

Lisa comes out.

Lisa: Look, Bart! Sorry about that argument back there. You were right. I kind of didn't know that they had a bus an alternative bus route. I thought it was the 22 but it was the 22 alternative. But forget that. Are you planning on saving Milhouse.

Bart: No. Haw-haw! (leaves)

Lisa grunts and goes back to her room. Cuts to the kitchen. Bart comes down.

Bart: So, uh what's cooking?

Homer: Steamed yams.

 

[PokéSean]

Homer: So what's been going on while Dad was away?

Bart: Nothing! Just saw me on the news about that story and trying to copy your way of beating jury duty, Homer.

Homer: Oh really? Just remember. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Bart: And prank calling which I could also use when I beat jury duty.

Homer: Yeah!

Bart: And maybe I'll grow brown hair like you used to when you were young.

Homer: Hmm. hmm.

Marge (offscreen): Hey, Homie! I need your help.

Homer: Excuse, me while I go help you mother.

Homer leaves goes into the living room where Marge is.

Marge: What music should we play?

Homer: Hmm... Perry Como? No, Gene Autry. Make that Bruce Springsteen. Wait, make it Jonas Brothers. How about Weezer?

Marge: Well, here is a poll of every Springfielder's favorite artist.

Marge takes out a piece from a newspaper labeled Springfield's Favorite Artist. It shows a big pie graph with many different artists.

Homer: Devo? They have a nice song called Whip It. Van Halen? Their Jump song is cool. Maybe The Beatles? They are a classic. I even like their movie Yellow Submarine. Hmm. Maybe we can check how many cassettes, CDs, and records we all have and which format we have the most of, we can play that format with the most number of albums by that artist.

Marge: Okay?

Homer: Or we can play all records on shuffle.

Marge: Maybe.

Homer: Or we can show people what cassete, CD, or record they like.

Marge: Of course? Let's talk about it later. I think we should unload the groceries now.

Homer: Okay!

 

[PokéSean]

Cuts back to the kitchen Chiharu comes in.

Bart: Hey! Can I have your Sealing Wand?

Chiharu: How do you know what a Sealing Wand is?

Bart: Uh! Lucky guess. Now hand it over.

Chiharu: Okay! Just don't use it too much.

Bart: I won't! Hey! Want to make a prank call. (runs up to the kitchen's phone and dials a number) I leave this one to you.

Chiharu: I'm not sure. Mom says pranking someone on the phone is bad.

Bart: Okay, scaredy cat. Haw-haw! (picks up the phone)

Cuts back to Isle of Armor station. Victor's Rotom Phone rings. Victor picks it up.

Bart: Hey! Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Victor: I'll go check (holds the phone) Hey! Does anyone have Prince Albert in a can?

Man: I do!

Victor (back on the phone): One person does.

Bart: Well, that person to get him out.

Victor (holding the phone again): Well, you better get him out.

Man: Why, you little numbskull.

Victor: Hey! It's this person on my phone.

Man: Mind if I talk to that person.

Victor: Sure?

The man walks over and siezes the Rotom Phone.

Man: Okay, you little numbskill! I don't know who you are but don't randomly prank anyone on the phone.

He hangs the phone up and passes it to Victor. Bart laughs. Homer comes.

Homer: What's going on?

Bart: Nothing! Right?

Chiharu: Well uh...

Bart: Right?!

Chiharu: Yes!

Homer: Well, okay! Hey, want to help me with unloading the groceries?

Bart: Sure!

Homer and Bart unload the groceries. Bart notices the Krusty O's cereal box with the Radioactive Man figurine.

Bart: Cool! (about to open the box until Homer scolds him)

Homer: Hold it!

Bart: But the Radioactive Man.

Homer: Can wait.

Bart (sighs): Okay!

 

[PokéSean]

Bart suddenly hears music playing. It's Yoru No Uta. Bart comes into the living room.

Bart: Man! That's such great singing. Who is it?

Chiharu (coming in from the kitchen): That's our friend Daidouji Tomoyo-Chan.

Bart goes up to the CD changer, pause the music, and inserts a Simpson Sing the Blues CD. Bart switches to the channel CD is in.

Bart: Check out my song.

Bart hits play and Do The Bartman plays. Homer comes in and stops the music.

Homer: This is no time to be playing that "Do The Bartman" song.

 

[PokéSean]

Bart: See you in the funny pages.

Ice cream truck is heard.

Homer: Ice cream truck!

Outside, a bunch of kids are waiting. Homer runs outside. And Ned comes too.

Ned: Me! Me! I was here first.

Cuts to everyone eating ice cream.

Homer: Hmm! Now what were talking about boy?

Bart: Well, have talked about the time you’ve beaten jury duty. I remember. We talked about how you found Lisa.

Rika: Yes! Tell us Mr. Simpson-San. How did you find your daughter?

Homer: Oh, yeah! If I hadn’t taken a stupid risk with that cherry picker I would’ve never found her.

Marge: Uh? When was this?

Homer: When she asked me if she could take the bus to the museum.

Upon hearing this, she recalled the time she promised Lisa to go to the museum but had to take Bart to the doctor and that she said it was too dangerous for an eight year old and in a few years when she’s old enough to drive, then she can take a bus. She has angered face upon hearing this.

Marge: So she DID!

 

[PokéSean]

Cuts to Lisa coming downstairs to the living room. Marge is sitting on the couch.

Marge: So you DID take the bus to go to the museum when I took your brother to the doctor.

Lisa: Yes?

Marge: You know you're (hears another ice cream truck and gasps) Ice cream truck!

This time, instead of Native American, it's Mister Softee. The kids are clamoring again that another ice cream truck came. Marge comes in front.

Marge: Me! Me! I was here first!

Cuts to Marge and Lisa eating ice cream.

Marge: Mmm. Now, what were we talking about, girl?

Bart comes by and whispers something to Lisa then he goes on the doorstep.

Lisa: Uh, we were talking about the time Dad beaten jury duty.

Marge: Oh, yeah. Like your father said, the trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Lisa turns to Bart. Bart winks at Lisa. Homer comes

Homer: What's going on? Uh, they were talking about the trick of saying we're predjuiced against all races.

Cuts to Milhouse walking on a railroad track.

Milhouse: I heard that there's a movie of 4 boys walking on a railroad track.

Milhouse comes across Shining Time Station.

Milhouse: To a Shining Time Station. Where dreams can come true. Your own imagination. Waiting there for you. Hmm. Maybe I can take a train back to Springfield. Luckily, I have money to buy a ticket.

Milhouse takes out his Icthy & Scratchy wallet and comes into the station up to the desk where Stacy Jones is.

Milhouse: Hey! How much money is a ticket to Springfield.

Stacy: Which one? There are several ones around the United States.

Milhouse: The one with Krusty Burger.

Stacy: $10.00, sir.

Milhouse checks the cash. He finds a $10.00 bill.

Milhouse: Here you go! (hands the cash to Stacy)

Stacy: Here's your ticket to Springfield. Just wait for the Springfield Express.

Milhouse: Okay! (stands out)

 

[PokéSean]

Cuts back to the Simpsons house.

Homer: So, it’s Halloween in 20 days*.

Marge: Oh! (swallows her ice cream and comes in with Lisa) Wonder what we’re going to do? Our new Treehouse of Horror is coming.

Bart: How about Over The Garden Wall or ooh... Stranger Things.

Homer: D’oh! That show is set in a time before our show aired.

Marge: What about our Tracy Ullman shorts?

Homer: To prototype!

Lisa: Hmm! How about we watch our best scenes from previous Treehouses of Horror. It’s been 20 years.

Bart: No way! I don’t want to see that Gremlin segment.

Naoko: Gremlin segments?

Ned: That’s the one where your stuffed tries to claw my eyes out.

Bart: And you don’t want to have mental hospitalize treatment.

Skinner (returning): Well, you should’ve thought about it before insane behavior.

Bart: What am I? The boy who cried gremlin? That segment was clearly titled, “Terror at 1/5 Feet”.

Homer: Oh! Why was I even there?


Bart: I dunno, Homer! This is all Skinner’s fault? If he shouldn’t have talked to a woman on the phone, this wouldn’t have happened.

Skinner: Well, you shouldn’t have lied about being a genius.

Bart: Who told you that I lied?

Skinner: Dr. Pryor, of course.

Bart: You know what? I quit being a Springfield Elementary School student. I’ll be at Moe’s Tavern.

Bart leaves. Cuts to Moe’s Tavern. Bart enters and sits on the bar.

Bart: One Duff beer please?

Moe: Coming right up!

Moe gets a cup and fills with Duff beer and gives it to Bart.

Moe: What’s the matter?

Bart: Principals.










(*): Naoko’s birthday is October 11 and Halloween is 10 days after that.

 

[PokéSean]

Moe: I see! I see!

Bart: They think peeps are insane!

Peep, Chirp, and Quack from Peep & the Big Wide World overhear.

Peep: Hey! How dare he say that these “principals” say I’m insane.

Chirp: He probably didn’t mean it.

Quack: Oh, yes he did.

Bart: Did you hear something?

The birds gasp.

Peep (whispering): I think he’s on to us.

Moe: Probably the wind.

Birds: Phew!

Bart: Well! I better go.

Bart leaves.

Moe: Bye! (turns to the birds) Want some steamed hams?

The birds gasp again. Cuts to Bart going up to Lard Lad.

Bart: I could go and five boxes of one dozen doughnuts.

Bart goes inside.

Bart: Five boxes of one dozen doughnuts please. (takes an Icthy and Scratchy wallet out of his pocket)

Cora: That would be $20.02.

Bart (holding a $20.00 bill and 2 pennies): Here you go!

Cora takes the money and hands Bart 5 boxes. Bart holds them but Lard Lad watches him. Bart turns around but sees Lard Lad frozen in statue pose. Bart continues to walk and Lard Lad continues to move. Bart turns again and sees a still Lard Lad. It happens again and again until Bart leaves.

 

[PokéSean]

Cuts back to the living room.

Marge: I think you were too harsh on Bart.

Skinner: It’s like saying that you’d think Dr. Hibbert was being hard on us for letting us stay in doors during that pandemic*.

Marge: Well, Dr. Hibbert was not being harsh. We would get ill and die.


(*): Yes! This probably is taking place after October 2020. There are shows that don’t involve social distancing.

 

[PokéSean]

Skinner: Then why do you think I’m being harsh on him? You sir forbidden him to watch that movie because he didn’t look after your infant daughter.

Homer: Right? Because Marge wanted me to punish Bart. And she told me to punish Bart because Mrs. Krabappel has had reports on stuff he’s been doing. And if I wouldn’t have the punishment stand, his persistent discipline could make him end up becoming, oh say, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

Marge: Yes! That’s true.

Skinner sheds tears.

Marge: Did I offend you?

Skinner: No! It’s... it’s... (sobs uncontrollably) EDNA!

 

[PokéSean]

SHOUTOUT: Happy (actual) birthday to Yanagisawa Naoko!



Marge: I think I should go. (leaves)

Homer: Wait, Marge! Uh, will you excuse please?

Skinner (sniffs): Okay!

Homer: I’m coming too! (leaves)

Skinner turns on the TV. Scene cuts to Marge and Homer outside.

Marge: Did I offend him by saying he was too harsh?

Skinner (offscreen): I heard that!

Homer: No, Marge. He just lost the love of his life.

Marge: Oh!

Homer: Yes! Everyone, even Bart, will miss Edna Krabappel.

Moving to the Flanders’ house with Ned outside overhearing this.

Ned: Even me-o, neighbor-o,

Homer: Even Ned Flanders-o, Marge-o.

Chiharu (comes up): What’s going on here?

Homer: Talking about some Springfield Elementary School teacher dying.

 

[PokéSean]

Chiharu: I know how you feel. A friend lost her mother. She probably misses her very much.

Homer: Oh! (sniffs) I miss my mother too probably.

Marge (comforts Homer): It's okay, Homie!

Rika (comes up): What's happening?