Stranded on an island

[Kiratwig]

Imagine the person above is stranded on an island what three things would you give them to survive (be funny about it)
(Dont say a boat, cell phone, helicopter or anything that could get the person above you off the island.)

 

[DashingFox]

Well, let's see. I'd give you a shovel, a bucket and some sand(just incase there isn't enough on the island). That way, you can have fun building lots of sandcastles while you slowly die of starvation and dehydration.

 

[Torgetsu Kon]

^lol

Ok, for you, I'd give you a TV, a Gamecube, and a copy Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door . You can spend the rest of your life trying to defeat The Pit. As for how you're gonna power the TV, you can use the lightning from storms. Enjoy

 

[The Blastoise]

I'd give you a chair, a box, and a window.

 

[flaming infernape]

I'd give you an empty room (lacking of any windows or doors), a table, and a mirror.

I'll let you figure out how to get yourself out.

 

[Iteru]

I'd give a shell, some coconuts and some salty water seeing as you wouldn't have any of those things on an island.

 

[LightShadow]

A pencil, a piece of paper, and an envelope. How you'll mail it is a complete mystery.

 

[Mooites]

Lotion, a Chair, and your right hand ^_~

 

[Shinx3000]

A TV, a chair and a 12 pack of beer that is locked in a 12 inch thick iron container. Have fun with no way to open container and no electricity to watch tv. What you do with chair is up to you.

 

[ferrari-kun187]

a cd player, kanye west's Garduation, a portable saltwater desalination filter, and some fruit seeds.

 

[Shinx3000]

A large Phaal (the hottest curry in the world that can be made from habenaro or scotch bonnet chilis and its hotter than vindeloo), a bottle of some sort of liqued (non toxic, does not smell, but can you drink it safely? eat curry and decide) and finally, a mystery box (wonder whats inside? Put your hand in and see, kill bordem)

 

[LightShadow]

A box, a remote, and a cup. The rest is up to your imagination.

 

[Torgetsu Kon]

a slice of bread, a pet mouse, and a flashlight. Enjoy

 

[Æsahættr]

A gun, a bullet, Joan Rivers.

 

[Torgetsu Kon]

a blonde wig, a brunette wig, and a redhead wig

 

[LightShadow]

A santa hat, a bag, and a red suit. Merry Christmas!

 

[The Blastoise]

I'd give you a clock, a plastic bag, and some wall paper.

 

[Rayne]

For this island you will have:

An ounce of peanut butter atop a 1m, hollow iron cube. Inside the cube are helium, a gold nugget smeared with melted chocolate and exactly one pair of underwear. The underwear has a smiley face on it.

The cube might have a heart painted somewhere on it, but casting it away may cause loneliness inside.

The underwear may be smeared with chocolate, or something else. You can't tell as you are opening the box for the first time.

You have four planes of existence and six faces of travel to choose from.
Two don't exist on planes one through three and require the use of advanced quantum physics you must derive on your own time.

The other four direction choices are irrelevant as they will all lead you to insanity.

 

[Æsahættr]

A kitty, a kitty, and a kitty. :3

 

[The Blastoise]

I'd give you a door, a table, and some curtins. sorry if i mispelled curtins.