OH, IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
... I hate myself for saying that...
-gets out coffee bazooka-
HEEEEEELL YEAH!
All your coffee bazookas are no match for mah newspaper shield, byatch.
Now, taste my fury as I bring hot meteorite shooters and stuff 'em between "place$" in more ways than one!
Then, there's mah horse slayer sword.. laced with SALT.
Or would you prefer that to the flamin' hot
Muahaha!