By the way, I gave Swampert to Game Freak. They said they'd consider it, which is a polite way of them saying no.
...*hurls a bunch of grenades*
HEY. Don't shoot the messager. Pokémon Red'll never get invented doing that.
Okay. *hands grenades* Go, silly messenger, and hand these bombs to those skallywags.
Okay.
*goes to the present-day Game Freak corp, nukes it*
Whoops. I just destroyed every copy of Pokémon Black and White in Japan.
*Hydro Pumps* NO! I MEANT THE FUTURE ONE!
*gets hydro pumped, snaps neck*
Swamperts dont have necks.
I meant my neck
The things Swamperts do for honor *hands you a max revive*
*gets revived, breaks your tailfin off*