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Yeah, whatever.

Also, all those Ass avatars with the "Breast Dishes" outfit they gave to the damn 10-year old going on 23... GET... HOMER... ANGGRYYYYY!!!~
 

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Lolwut? I guess I either never clicked on your name or read it thoroughly if I did (like I do to anything else of minor importance, ha).

By the way, Ass = "Ash's 'penname," while BD (lol, "8D")... yeah, that's self-explanatory.

Too obvious.
 

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I'd prefer he stick with the original garb or the one he got after that; ripping off the resident male player is just getting too old.

And losing a league after 3-4 years of nonstop traveling with the girl player, giving all his shit to Oak, and then catching repeats of the old Pokemon (grass starter, retarded bird, missing types, etc.) that take 400 episodes to evolve. And then rehashing the same ghey formula over and over for another 150 episodes only to lose again, yah.

SOMETHING... NEEDS TO BE DONE.
 

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THE ANIME IS GETTING OLD! KILL IRIS OR SOMETHING, THAT'LL MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING!
 

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They should implant a gravity amplifier or something by a tree, wait for her to fall on her stubby little knees, and then use superglue to stick her giant semi-afros on the tree before plucking them off.

And then, after 5 hours of torture that includes limb, ear, and nose amputations, hang her by a chain attached to the tree and whip her carcass until it implodes.

Yah, I said it.

Then again, this sort of purgatory should be dealt to any character on that damn show...
 

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"I just want to eat waffles, is that a crime?
To sit in my house with the pants off, the blinds open, and just wanting to eat waffle after waffle out of the box. All frozen and breaking my good dental work. i ask you, is that so wrong?"
 

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We catch her fishing in a swamp because she's jealous Barack got a water starter and she got booted off the show while he did. Secretly, we steal a Feraligatr off that chronicles bitch (whom we tie to a tree by the eyes on a rope with toxic spikes all over it), make it grab her fishing rod (Old rod because her useless-as-the-cat Goldeen eats all the food :D), and then stick its tail in her mouth before freezing her with a Blizzard.

Then, we chip off her fingers first, one by one, and then nibble on them before her eyes (yeah, she's only frozen solid beneath the flat-ass chest for fun). Then, we cut off her pigtail/whatever and feed it to Feraligatr so it sneezes all over her putrid face. She bitches about it as always, but then Feraligatr uses a small Slash on her tongue, and then grabs her arms and plucks them right off. Just when she begins to lose her feeling beneath her waist, we Megakick both her frozen legs, crush the bloody "frosty flakes," and then have her Gyarados (which we get drunk) shoot Hyperbeams to level her shitty gym, bury her in the debris, dig her unconscious body out after an hour, and then peel the skin off and crush the body before we stick a grenade in her decapitated head, and BOOM!

Mission accomplished. :]

Nao, gotta eat. Be back.
 

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So much for the summer, I got 10% off on these capri-pants! Losing 90% of my pride in the process though, is a bummer.
 

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We catch her fishing in a swamp because she's jealous Barack got a water starter and she got booted off the show while he did. Secretly, we steal a Feraligatr off that chronicles bitch (whom we tie to a tree by the eyes on a rope with toxic spikes all over it), make it grab her fishing rod (Old rod because her useless-as-the-cat Goldeen eats all the food :D), and then stick its tail in her mouth before freezing her with a Blizzard.

Then, we chip off her fingers first, one by one, and then nibble on them before her eyes (yeah, she's only frozen solid beneath the flat-ass chest for fun). Then, we cut off her pigtail/whatever and feed it to Feraligatr so it sneezes all over her putrid face. She bitches about it as always, but then Feraligatr uses a small Slash on her tongue, and then grabs her arms and plucks them right off. Just when she begins to lose her feeling beneath her waist, we Megakick both her frozen legs, crush the bloody "frosty flakes," and then have her Gyarados (which we get drunk) shoot Hyperbeams to level her shitty gym, bury her in the debris, dig her unconscious body out after an hour, and then peel the skin off and crush the body before we stick a grenade in her decapitated head, and BOOM!

Mission accomplished. :]

Nao, gotta eat. Be back.

DUDE, I'M EATING!
 

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Hahaha. None beath mah intriguing imagination when it comes to torturing shit!

And if I'd eaten something before I'd read stuff like that, I'd be fine. Hell, I've discussed what best way I should torture and kill every remaining "family" member of mine, one by one, via AIM. Booya.
 
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