M the Gate
~Music and words~
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... what happened? 
We catch her fishing in a swamp because she's jealous Barack got a water starter and she got booted off the show while he did. Secretly, we steal a Feraligatr off that chronicles bitch (whom we tie to a tree by the eyes on a rope with toxic spikes all over it), make it grab her fishing rod (Old rod because her useless-as-the-cat Goldeen eats all the food), and then stick its tail in her mouth before freezing her with a Blizzard.
Then, we chip off her fingers first, one by one, and then nibble on them before her eyes (yeah, she's only frozen solid beneath the flat-ass chest for fun). Then, we cut off her pigtail/whatever and feed it to Feraligatr so it sneezes all over her putrid face. She bitches about it as always, but then Feraligatr uses a small Slash on her tongue, and then grabs her arms and plucks them right off. Just when she begins to lose her feeling beneath her waist, we Megakick both her frozen legs, crush the bloody "frosty flakes," and then have her Gyarados (which we get drunk) shoot Hyperbeams to level her shitty gym, bury her in the debris, dig her unconscious body out after an hour, and then peel the skin off and crush the body before we stick a grenade in her decapitated head, and BOOM!
Mission accomplished. :]
Nao, gotta eat. Be back.