Sign Ups Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP)

[BlisseyandtheAquaJets]

Standard Bulbagarden Forum RP section and SPPf Rules apply.
No Godmodding, Bunnying or Tennising.
No disobeying the sign-up form's smaller rules.
No enemy agents(This is a comedy RP, not Agents of SHIELD or Avengers)
No Reality-warping or Technology that shape-shifts into whatever the plot needs.
No Capes
No Magic(unless it fits into the other rules' definitions of permissiveness)
No NSFW Powers.
All sexualities/Genders that don't break the other rules are allowed.
No Death-Touches/Life-Force Drainers.
No excessively ranged Teleporters(Has to be within the limits of their Eyesight).
Powers must have limitations AND the individual MUST have a weakness or three.
No Mary Sues/Gary Stus.
No Booze or Drug usage
Characters being parents are allowed, but the offspring must not be superpowered as well
Only one SHMUCK per person unless you PM me with a GOOD reason.
No emos. They are too easy to write.
No underage Soldiers
No Superathletes(I.E. Captain Americas. They have to have super-POWERS that normal people wouldn't have
Absolutely NO Androids or anything similar(Cyborgs must have been made from and contain 51+% of the original organic body's flesh)
No 100% aliens(Alien/Human Hybrids WITHIN REASON are allowed.
The form must synchronize itself(As in, everything must work with everything else in your sign-up)
REVISION 1:No potentially offensive text of ANY kind, This includes religion, gender, sexuality, and all other things in the rules of Bulbapedai(Yes, includes political beliefs, religious parodies and other "Heavy Stuff"
REVISION 2: 3 Strike policy: You get 3 strikes before I notify an moderator of failure to comply with my GM rules. I don't want to make a banlist unless I have to.
REVISION 3:Sign-ups are closed until the first arc is done.
Otherwise, have fun!
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SHMUCKs!

Welcome to the Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills...SHMUCKs for short!

You have been drafted for the most secret missions you government can't send Seal Team 6 or the CIA after!

You will be stopping alien invasions, assassinating the worlds most secret terrorist leaders, and stopping natural disasters before they become public!

Of course, you just can't go in all Gung-Ho, you have to fill out boring paperwork for the pencil pushers in Washington!

In your paperwork, you will have to fill out...

Real Name(Required):
Superhero Code Name(In case the public finds out that super-powered people are real and not just comic book shlock):
Height(Required):
Weight(Required):
Which Hand/Foot?(Optional):
Appearance(Required, Paragraph)
Personality(Required,A Paragraph or two minimum):
History(Required, A Paragraph is needed here, no sad sap stories or cartoonishly altruistic ones)
Costume/Attire(Required, Existing Art with the original artist's permission and consulting me or a Paragraph.)
Superpowers(Required A Paragraph and a half, please. Also, no exact copies of other SHMUCKs' powers):
Weaknesses(Required, and must be a fatal, semi-fatal or at least completely incapacity flaw.)
Equipment(Optional, includes weapons and magical artifacts, not a bullet-firing gun):
Martial Arts Discipline(s)(Optional, no more than 3 and only 1 black belt)
Gender and/or Sexuality(Gender required, sexuality not so much):
Age(Required, not above 45 years, biologically speaking)
Theme Song(required, nothing explicit):
Other(Anything that doesn't fit elsewhere but doesn't break the other rules):


Here's a sample:

Real Name(Required):Samuel E. Quantrell
Superhero Code Name:General Blowhard
Height:6" 11'
Weight:219 Lbs
Which Hand/Foot?:Left
Appearance:Looks like a Marine right out of the recruitment commercial, with a black crew cut, blue eyes and a near-perfectly built military ideal body. Has a thin nose. Constantly has a look on his face of a drill sergeant waiting to chew out his troops for any kind of flaw. His Right arm has a blue scar on it, and he has a birthmark on the back of his neck shaped like a big "W".
Personality:The quintessential career Marine, Samuel E. Quantrell wants and expects nothing better of his troops, and he will use every too at his disposal to accomplish mission objectives. He eats only military rations, his bedroom is as spartan as a cadet's, and he doesn't care for pleasures of the flesh and food. He does enjoy testing his personal retired military weapons collection, however.
History:Samuel E. Quantrell was born into a proud military family from all the way back to the Revolutionary War, with all of his male relatives(and recently, some of his female ones), have graduated from West Point with all the or most of the top honors. But he was different. He was "gifted" with the power to emit a sonic barrage from his throat capable of pulverizing metal to dust, grinding diamonds into shads, and flattening a whole platoon. Nonetheless, he studied dutifully, and graduated with more honors than any of his family had ever done. He was fast-tracked into the military elite, where he rose faster than any had done before, to the rank of One-Star General. he then began using his influence and (new Pentagon posting) to start up a program to not only find about so-called "Super-powered" people, but draft them as black ops soldiers masquerading as cosplayers. He proved that people like him existed with his super-yelling grinding up a flurry of bullets, was christened General Blowhard, and was tasked with finding and militarizing all potential super-soldiers, with secret orders to terminate potential enemy combatants...
Costume/Attire:A stereotypical One-Star Marine General's Uniform, with a singular exception: A specialized portable IV drip inserted directly into his throat! It is full of water and Quilxiomite(A secret healing fluid developed by the military), and is strapped to his arm. He also wears a rather unusual black glove...
Superpowers:Quasi-Sonic Blast:A vocally generated energy blast that resembles, but isn't fully a sonic, scream that can luquifey and grind bullets, metal and diamonds to powder and shards, and can flatten waves of soldiers.
Weaknesses: His powers quickly burn out his vocal cords, requiring medical fluids to repair. He also is severely allergic to grass pollen.
Equipment(Optional, includes weapons and magical artifacts, not a bullet-firing gun):A hyper-compact personal IV full of water and Quilxiomite, and a black glove that can freeze people solid for hum to punch and shatter.
Martial Arts Discipline(s) Standard Marines training in such.
Gender and/or Sexuality:Heterosexual Male.
Age:45
Theme Song:[video=youtube;1HrtKoHsIf8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HrtKoHsIf8[/video]


GOOD LUCK MAGGOTS! You're going to need it to survive!

 

[Heroic Sociopath]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

Real Name: Mikayla "Snow" Snowenheimer
Superhero Code Name: Zed
Height(Required): 6'1
Weight(Required): 190
Which Hand/Foot?: Right
Appearance: It's pretty obvious Snow is a zombie. The unnaturally pale skin and red eyes are a giveaway. But he's a very clean zombie who takes care of himself. The fungus he eats keeps his body from rotting, so he doesn't smell bad. Before he died, he was an Otaku who didn't get out much. So he's not all that muscular. He's fairly thin as well. He usually dresses very casually. His hair is black, and he keeps it cut a bit on the longer end of average.
Personality: Snow was not trained to be a superhero. He's a normal, very dorky young man. He likes anime, video games, and horror films. He has no idea how combat works, and is very awkward to be around. He's nice, but just not good at being social.
History: Snow was an only child, and always had trouble making friends. Of about average intelligence and with low ambition, he finished high school and started working full time at a local convenience store.
After his roommate spent the rent money on a PS4, Snow had to spend a lot of the food budget on rent. So he ended up delving into the depths of the fridge. He found...Something? He thinks that maybe at one point it may have been a sandwich. Snow ate it. To be fair, he was really hungry. He started hallucinating and passed out. When he awoke, he had no pulse, a craving for brains, and a healing factor.
Costume/Attire: Not really a costume. He just wears whatever he's been wearing for most if the day. Mostly casual stuff for bands or video games he likes. He has a belt with a skull on it he considers lucky.
Superpowers: Whatever crazy fridge fungus killed Snow is keeping him alive somehow. His heart no longer beats, but his brain still functions, making him move. In practice, that means that Snow can't really be slowed down by injury, and the only way to kill him is by destroying his brain. He can't even feel pain. You could lop off his head and he'd still be quite alive. Thought it can't be seen, beneath his skin, the fungus has spread, entwining himself with his blood vessels. He now has a powerful healing factor. Small scratches heal in a second or two, while larger wounds take a minute. If he got a leg chopped off, it would heal back on if he held it to the stump. But it would take a day or so, so he'd have to sew it on.
Sometimes, under extreme pressure, he mutates temporarily, his mind reverting to a feral state while his body becomes stronger. This is very rare.
Weaknesses: His healing factor doesn't regenerate from burns unless he cuts the burnt tissue away. In general he's very flammable. And being unable to feel pain is a double edged sword. He can keep fighting with a bunch of bullet wounds, but he also might not notice if his arm has been chopped off. He's also easily distracted by anime merchandise. Finally, Snow's healing factor is powered by proteins from meat he eats. So he can only heal so much before he has to break out some beef jerky.
Equipment: A huge collection of manga, anime, video games, and related paraphernalia.
Gender and/or Sexuality: Bisexual male
Age: 22
Theme Song: Steward HK Lar Diligent - Tired of Life - YouTube
Other:

 

[BlisseyandtheAquaJets]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

@Ladies and Gentlemen; Accepted. And that is one heck of a fungus...we might have to have a plot line surrounding that stuff...

 

[Olive]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

Real Name (Required): Simon Vanderbilt

Superhero Code Name: Scully

Height: 5" 9'

Weight: 201 Lbs.

Which Hand/Foot: Right

Appearance: His appearance quite nicely matches that of a generic college professor, only younger. He has an average build, but is in good shape. He has a full head of black hair, which he styles in a variety of fashions, as well as a goatee which he grooms meticulously. He typically wears a static, yet thoughtful facial expression, as he is usually quite reserved when it comes to his emotions. His only unusual feature is his eyes, which are a very piercing shade of indigo.

Personality: Simon is, in general, the very definition of a loner. Human interaction tends to bore him, and he finds observing people from afar to be much more entertaining. He is not socially awkward though, and is perfectly eloquent when he needs to converse. Being a rather gifted fellow, he can be a bit arrogant and can at times be a bit of a narcissist. Being well versed in the study of human nature, he tends to be very cynical of people and is a huge conspiracy theorist.

History: Simon grew up in a small, rural town. He excelled in his studies not only because of his intelligence, but because of a rather peculiar talent he came to discover. Unlike any of the other students in his classes, he had the ability to look his instructor in the eye and immediately come to know every answer to the questions they had asked. Seeing the potential that this gift could have, and not wanting to be labelled as insane, Simon kept the knowledge of his power to himself. Life in his home town grew boring and he moved away to the city as soon as the opportunity presented itself. In the city, he originally used his powers to best the unsuspecting in card games and accumulated a healthy amount of wealth, but eventually that too came to bore him. Tired of meandering through life, he decided to settle down and focus his energy on better understanding the human mind. At that point he entered into college, earned his Master’s degree in psychology and now serves an adjunct professor at a small university. On the side, he operates a small radio station where he discusses and attempts to expose cover-ups and secret plots.

Costume/Attire: A typical professor’s outfit, with a black sweater vest and a dark-green college jacket with the traditional elbow patches. He also wears pair of unique, circular spectacles, with tinted orange lenses.

Superpowers: Thought-reading: The ability to know what an individual is thinking at the moment, but only as long as eye contact is made. He has also begun to dabble in using this power to insert thoughts into people’s minds, although this power is still new and takes a great deal of energy to use.

Weaknesses: When attempting to read the minds of particularly intellectual or psychotic individuals, the high-paced thoughts can overload Simon’s own mind, leaving him in a coma-like state. He also has an intense fear of large bodies of water.

Equipment (Optional, includes weapons and magical artifacts, not a bullet-firing gun): His orange spectacles, which he received from a voodoo queen in New Orleans that allow him to lock eye contact with an individual. The glasses only work on a person as long as Simon can go without blinking, which would be for about twenty seconds due to an eye condition he has. Also, the glasses can only be used on any particular individual once. He also has access to the extensive archives of the university he teaches at.

Martial Arts Discipline(s): Tai chi

Gender and/or Sexuality: Male; He is unsure of his sexuality.

Age: 29

Theme Song: The X-Files

Spoiler

[video=youtube;HQoRXhS7vlU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU[/video]

 

[SukiWooper]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

Can I reserve?

 

[BlisseyandtheAquaJets]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

@Sir Jace;That's a nice twist on telepathy, and I love the X-Files Reference. But the Glasses might violate the magic clause, so give them a flaw in their power, and you'll be ACCEPTED.
@SukiWooper; I will need at least 6 to start, but I'm going to keep accepting sign-ups(for plot-related reasons, hahahaha), so no need to reserve. Unless you're reserving for the 1st SHMUCK platoon?

 

[BadAssKoala]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP
Real Name(Required): Chuck Edward Smith
Superhero Code Name: Emotion Man
Height(Required): 5' 9"
Weight(Required): 150 lbs
Which Hand/Foot?(Optional): Ambidextrous
Appearance(Required, Paragraph) Chuck is an average height male who is underweight for his height. He has shoulder length straight brown hair that he ties in a ponytail most days. He has brown eyes and a a angular face. He has a messy beard which he grooms rarely. His face is quite expressive and one can see all the emotions that flow across his face. He doesn't have a particular style, but he usually wears black converse, Jeans, a wrinkled t shirt, a messy button up over his shirt, and a black fedora which never seems to fall off his head no matter what.
Personality: Chuck is a antisocial introvert who is quite awkward around other people. He tends to have anxiety attacks around large groups of people or when directly confronted by another person. He has ADHD and a Anxiety disorder. However he doesn't take medicine for his conditions as they make him feel nauseous. He can be quite silly and jovial around people he knows however. He also feels the need to be right all the time, and will argue for hours with someone. He is a slacker who plays excessive amounts of video games, reads comics, browses the internet, and eats. He has a veracious appetite, and can get easily distracted by food especially cheeseburgers.
History: He was born in a small town in Texas where he lived for most of his life. He didn't do well in school, but he squeezed by with just decent enough grades to get into nursing. He lives in a tiny apartment near his school campus which is cluttered with bowls of noodles, pizza boxes, dirty clothes, and other refuse. When he's not attending the bare minimum for school he is playing light novels or eating. He only leaves his apartment for school or drinking at a local bar he likes. He noticed that he seemed to feel more alive and powerful one fateful day after a string of angry and sad people talked to him. After which he discovered his power.
Costume/Attire: He doesn't have a particular costume.
Superpowers: Chuck has the power to absorb and use negative emotions such as Wrath, Avarice, Depression, Envy, and Pride to power himself up. He grows physically stronger as he feeds upon negative emotions. He doesn't know the limit to his power or how many people's emotions he can feed off of at once.
Weaknesses: He can easily be distracted by food, and will stop whatever he's doing to eat. He can only use others negative emotions.
Equipment: N/A
Martial Arts Discipline: He doesn't have any fighting skills
Gender and/or Sexuality: Heterosexual Male
Age: 19
Theme Song: How Ya Like Me Now, The Heavy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVzvRsl4rEM

 

[BlisseyandtheAquaJets]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

@BadAssKoala; that is different, but it could offend religious players. I have to REJECT your sign-up on the grounds of breaking site rules and the magic clause(especially due to the proselytizing power)

 

[Olive]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

Since Simon's ability to read someone's mind depends on him having direct and prolonged eye contact, the glasses were meant to make his power a bit more practical.

Regarding a weakness, the glasses only work on a person as long as Simon can go without blinking, which would be for about twenty seconds tops due to an eye condition he has. Thinking about it more, it would be a nice further weakness if the glasses could only be used on any particular individual once.

These amendments have been added to my original application.

 

[SukiWooper]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

Name: Zoe Rebbeca Morgan
Superhero Name: Aurora
Height: 4'09
Weight: 136 lbs
Which hand: Ambidextrous

Appearance: Zoe always has a wild look in her abnormally red eyes. She has long straight black hair that goes a bit below the shoulders. She is rather unmuscular, and has red marks on her body, especially around the digits. She has a hearing aid in her left ear. She paints her nails green.

Costume: Zoe doesn't really have a costume, she just wears what she thinks would be required. This includes a white hooded jacket, a pair of gloves, boots, and a domino mask.

History: In an effort to create a new superhero, a group of scientists arranged to have her parents tragically killed in front of her eyes. However, she didn't like them anyway, so she didn't become angsty enough to be a vigilante. So they instead threw a bunch of chemicals at her so that she could get superpowers, then promised her a yearly salary of 15.3K

Personality: Zoe is not a nice person. She likes to brag about herself and put down others for their failures, and has a bit of a potty mouth. She also possesses a rather quick temper, and does not really care about colaterall damage. Despite this, she is a rather good judge of character, and is not easily tricked.
She's quite fond of kids.

Superpower: Zoe has what she calls "Nitrokinesis". She can manipulate the nitrogen in the air, allowing her to create large gusts of wind. She can turn the nitrogen into a liquid, allowing her to flash freeze a small area. She cannot create nitrogen or manipulate it in its solid form, thus making her power useless under certain circumstances (such as underwater).

Theoretically, she could form compounds such as ammonia with her power. However, she hasn't mastered the science of it, and is not willing to risk potential error.

Weakness: She is not immune to the effects of her own power. The use of her air attacks can damage her ears if used to close to her, and can also cause massive recoil. The use of liquid nitrogen can freeze her as well, and even getting close to it will give her chilblains.

Age: 16
Gender: Female, Homosexual
Theme: Ammonia - You're Not The Only One Who Feels This Way - YouTube You're not the only one - Ammonia
Equipment- Carries a large stick to whack people with
Martial arts Discipline- Has seen a few Jackie Chan films

 

[jackatlasred]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

Name: Dejay Mcannon
Codename: Hypeman
height:5'9'
weight: 180 lbs.
Hand: Right
Description: Dejay is a 20 year old with a nice build, bit tanned and has scars on his body. He just wears regular everyday clothes and always wears a hoodie even when its really cold outside, headphones when he's alone and sunglasses even when its dark. He's really flexible, and can do easy acrobatics.
Personality: Dejay basically thinks he's better than anyone leading to squabbles with anyone. His personality has made him be alone for most of his days as nobody would want to be his friend. He has always felt invisible. Like this he speaks to himself rather often, even to the point of telling everyone what he's about to do. About a year ago he discovered he had a talent to change the shape of objects but not their properties. He also has to be the smartest in the room although he does enjoy the company of smart people. He's also really lazy.
History: Dejay is a genius. Having graduated from college at 15 he thinks he has acquired a superiority complex. He could never get along with anyone he sees and is terrible at any kind of fine art. He also has mastered 2 martial arts including one he made himself. Even if he's really good he always has started fights he cant finish. One of these fights got him a huge scar on his chest.
costume/attire: Dejay always wears a white or black themed costume. Either having all pieces of clothing white or them all being black depending on his mood.
Superpower: Perception distortion. Changes anything to another shape. changes everything except the properties and original object.
Weaknesses: Dejay is afraid of the dark, as he cannot distort in the dark. He is also afraid of spiders and wont have anything to do with them. His loudmouth makes him anything but invisible. Also his power is based on perception so it only effects a certain range.
Equipment: Headphones, hoodie, and sun glasses.
Martial arts: Studied kick boxing, and mastered Restop, his own martial art consisting of ways to block off light and bring darkness to the opponent.
Gender and or sexuality: Male, whatever he feels like
Theme song:https://youtu.be/WKksHmgqFi0
Ready to be the straight guy, even if the sexuality says otherwise.

 

[BlisseyandtheAquaJets]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

@Sir Jace; ACCEPTED!
@SukiWooper;Theme Song link and it'll be ACCEPTED!
@jackatlasred;We already have one character with a kind of telepathic power. REJECTED unless you Aelete your duplicate post and B:Come up with something that isn't Telepathic in nature(Similar Powers Clause, due to Hypnosis/Mind Control and Mind Reading each being Telepathic powers)

 

[jackatlasred]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

Alright change it to perception distortion. Basically invisibility but to the more extreme. Can make anything appear as anything else. But only appear doesn't change the actual object.
Change his personality to a person who has a problem with being invisible. Always cheating he got what he wanted and still graduated college at age 15 even if he was'nt the smartest, he was smart.
His history is the same.
and his martial arts is now based on perception change.
His weakness is now that his power can't change it into the actual object and its all an illusion.

 

[BlisseyandtheAquaJets]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

I can't edit you post @jackatlasred; you have to do it.

1st strike issued.
@BadAssKoala; ACCEPTED! @SukiWooper; ACCEPTED!

EDIT:Check the new REVISIONS in the OP. More may come.

 

[jackatlasred]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

I was just asking if that was fine im kinda new at this so i dont know. How about now?

 

[BlisseyandtheAquaJets]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

@jackatlasred; ACCEPTED!

 

[aquadrop]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

This looks really interesting and fun... if sign ups are still open for more than a couple of days (I have a final on tuesday. XD) , I'd love to join!

 

[Heroic Sociopath]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

Snow looks like this.

Spoiler

 

[BlisseyandtheAquaJets]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

@aquadrop; as long as you sign up soon, the last spot for now wil be taken by you. Care to reserve?

 

[aquadrop]

Re: Super Heroes Militarized for Universally Covert Kills... S.H.M.U.C.Ks!(Comedic RP

@BlisseyandtheAquaJets; Yes, officially reserving!
@Ladies and Gentlemen; Your character will be very interesting.. and fun to work with, hehe.

Edit: I'll have my character posted in 3 hours! Sorry for the wait.. I passed out last night after I finished my exam.. XD