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Feralize

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Pfft, long-dead glorified lizards beating out beautiful, strong, living wolves? Not likely.
 

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Dude, gorillas > anything in nature

Have you ever seen one of those motherfuckers? They can rip apart titanium sheets with their hands. I think they can win against wolves lol
 

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Dude, gorillas > anything in nature

Have you ever seen one of those motherfuckers? They can rip apart titanium sheets with their hands. I think they can win against wolves lol

But can they win against dragons?
 

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Dude, gorillas > anything in nature

Have you ever seen one of those motherfuckers? They can rip apart titanium sheets with their hands. I think they can win against wolves lol

But can they win against dragons?
A full sized bull gorilla can take eight tank piercing shots to the head and still eat you before its brain realizes it is dead.

So, yes.
 

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This has turned into a bit of a disturbing convo .__.
 

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Not really :p but now I know not to mess with a Gorilla, or a dragon.
 

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Pretty sure dragon scales are harder than diamond according to myth, except for near their stomach.

And, gorillas are loners. Wolves work as a team.
Pack of wolves > frvralone gorilla
 

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Im pretty sure a dragon could burn a gorilla to a crisp.

Not exactly trying to shut down you wolfaboos and dragon fans, but even orangutangs which are weaker cousins to gorillas can rip full grown humans in half. Imagine what a gorilla could do.

You don't fuck with a gorilla lol

@Feralize :What about their mouth and eyes? Nature is brutal, animals will tear out eye sockets, arms, and teeth if cornered.
 

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@Feralize :What about their mouth and eyes? Nature is brutal, animals will tear out eye sockets, arms, and teeth if cornered.

I was referring specifically to their scales :p I realize that eyes are weaker.
 

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Yeah lol...

anyways, that was enlightening.

g`night.
 
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