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Sushi-X

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Heard it.

Your remind me of the Housegroup teacher.
How so?
The beautiful thing about death during sleep is that you're sleeping. Wait. Then that means you shall never sleep again.
Meh, I would like to die of old age.....
This one made me lol.



Or that you'll sleep for eternity.

Or you could become the next Rip Van Winkle.

Another joke:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping.

They set up their tent under the stars.

In the middle of the night Holmes woke up Dr. Watson and said

"Watson look up at the stars and tell me what you see."

Watson said "I see millions upon millions of stars."

Holmes replied "And what can you deduce from that?"

Watson said "Well if each star has even a few planets, it is likely there are more planets like Earth in this universe and therefore there is likely life somewhere in the universe besides Earth."

Holmes then replied "No you idiot, it means someone stole our tent."
 

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Or you could become the next Rip Van Winkle.

Another joke:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping.

They set up their tent under the stars.

In the middle of the night Holmes woke up Dr. Watson and said

"Watson look up at the stars and tell me what you see."

Watson said "I see millions upon millions of stars."

Holmes replied "And what can you deduce from that?"

Watson said "Well if each star has even a few planets, it is likely there are more planets like Earth in this universe and therefore there is likely life somewhere in the universe besides Earth."

Holmes then replied "No you idiot, it means someone stole our tent."

I've heard it in French before, though Watson talked more about different interpretations of the stars.
 

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I've heard it in French before, though Watson talked more about different interpretations of the stars.

That was just a rough translation of the joke, the original was too much to type.
 

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I love my two shinies. Venomoth and Toxicroak. :3

Next one shall be a Nidoran (M), if I continue on that pattern.

Nope, too lazy to type full English version.

Oh.
 

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I manage to get them sometimes without trying like the last shiny I caught, an Audino. I was just going to KO some to level up for Elesa when I found it.
 

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I never really hunted for shinies. Tried soft resetting for a Dratini but gave up after about 170 soft resets. The two I found were just pure luck.
 

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I manage to get them sometimes without trying like the last shiny I caught, an Audino. I was just going to KO some to level up for Elesa when I found it.
Sweet deal.

Audino is a BA pokemon, fuck what everybody says.
I never really hunted for shinies. Tried soft resetting for a Dratini but gave up after about 170 soft resets. The two I found were just pure luck.
Sweet.
*they're

I found my Ekans by a random encounter. :3

Grammar nazi.

Sweet.
 
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