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Yo, yo, yo!
Listen up, numbskulls! We, Team Skull, had a bone to pick with the Bulbagarden staff.
We decided that those hard heads weren't the bosses of us, but they just called us riffraff.
These bones grew into a battle of wits,
And the winner was this band of misfits.
We now hereby claim this dump of a site
And don't you expect to put up a fight
Just keep calm, and don't cause any trouble,
or else we'll have to reduce you all to piles of rubble.
Our thick skulled legion of grunts is numerous.
And the mad jokes we sling are simply humerus.
Though our skulls are devoid of deep thoughts,
We can defeat anybody at a test of squats.
So come on and greet your new boss.
Who's never suffered one single loss.
The one, the only, the hardest guy around,
Your boy Guzma!
Team Skull Rulez:
1. A true Team Skull member always butts heads and answers with a hearty "No!"
2. In accordance with Team Skull's takeover of Bulbagarden, all members of Bulbagarden are now hereby Team Skull Grunts.
3. Team Skull Grunts must wear official Team Skull tanks.
4. Official Team Skull tanks may only be purchased at the Po Town Pokemon Center for 10,000P.
5. Beat down your opponents with your destructive power, and don't let up.
6. If that don't work, just smash harder.
7. Don't be scared of nothing or nobody, except Guzma.
8. We do not call our enemies "twerps," we call them numbskulls.
9. Take care of your Team Skull brothers and sisters.
10. Have a skele-ton of bone puns on hand at all times.
11. Y'all are stupid.
Listen up, numbskulls! We, Team Skull, had a bone to pick with the Bulbagarden staff.
We decided that those hard heads weren't the bosses of us, but they just called us riffraff.
These bones grew into a battle of wits,
And the winner was this band of misfits.
We now hereby claim this dump of a site
And don't you expect to put up a fight
Just keep calm, and don't cause any trouble,
or else we'll have to reduce you all to piles of rubble.
Our thick skulled legion of grunts is numerous.
And the mad jokes we sling are simply humerus.
Though our skulls are devoid of deep thoughts,
We can defeat anybody at a test of squats.
So come on and greet your new boss.
Who's never suffered one single loss.
The one, the only, the hardest guy around,
Your boy Guzma!
Team Skull Rulez:
1. A true Team Skull member always butts heads and answers with a hearty "No!"
2. In accordance with Team Skull's takeover of Bulbagarden, all members of Bulbagarden are now hereby Team Skull Grunts.
3. Team Skull Grunts must wear official Team Skull tanks.
4. Official Team Skull tanks may only be purchased at the Po Town Pokemon Center for 10,000P.
5. Beat down your opponents with your destructive power, and don't let up.
6. If that don't work, just smash harder.
7. Don't be scared of nothing or nobody, except Guzma.
8. We do not call our enemies "twerps," we call them numbskulls.
9. Take care of your Team Skull brothers and sisters.
10. Have a skele-ton of bone puns on hand at all times.
11. Y'all are stupid.
