That wouldn't exactly work, unless you get a massive as fuck piece of Styrofoam. And when I mean massive, I mean massive.
These 5 kids tried riding a massive as piece of styrofoam to the other side of the lake down the street, the styrofoamm flipped over, because there were too many fat ass people on one side.
Boats are so much fun to be on~
And a while after you get back on land, you still feel like you're on it.
It makes you feel high, doesn't it?
PA.
If you could ride a boat on mud baths, I'd be on a boat every day. >.>
There are mud baths in our back yard.
Though I'm going to ride one next year, I believe.
Mud boats?
Hmm.....
Seems plausible...