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The Bulbagarden Conversational Chat-Thread: Vol. 2

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Hunter Blade

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Don't bother looking it up... I did once a few years ago because I didn't know what it was. It's male on top of female, without the jewels.
 

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Technically... Assuming they make functioning sperm.

Shoot it in an empty peanut butter jar, pour it into a turkey baster, and re-insert. Boom. Baby. Literally.
 

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Nope. Because it's like, sooper-dooper rare for one to have fully functioning male and female parts down there. It's either one or the other. Most of them, if they're girls, get the male parts removed at birth by their parent's choice, otherwise they'll be tiny all their lives.
 

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Um, no... assuming it works... "normally" ...it gets very hard. And it would hurt like HELL to bend it back into yourself. *shudders*

Also, what he said. ^
 

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But what if you did it before it was hard?

I'm stopping asking questions now. I will have bad dreams
 

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But what if you did it before it was hard?

Um, pretty sure that doesn't happen. Unless you tried some freaky experiment to stimulate the testes and prostate somehow.

And now I'm all curious how that would feel, shooting soft. I imagine it's none too satisfying.
 

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That would be awesome, if they had their own separate systems. Firing twice at the same time, or going immediately after going once... I'd love that.

Fitting into pants might be a bitch tho.
 
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