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The Bulbagarden Conversational Chat-Thread: Vol. 2

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TheFlamingBooger

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TO PRTCT THE WRLD FRM DVSTTN TO UNT ALL PPLES WTHIN OUR NTION TO DNONCE THE EVLS OF TRTH AND LVE TO EXTND OUR RCH TO THE STRS ABVE

JSSE

JAMES

TMRCKT BLST OFF AT THE SPD OF LGHT SRRNDR NOW OR PRPRE TO FGHT

MWTH

DATS RGHT

Fill in the missingNo letters

D... R... I... N... K... Y... O... U... R... E... O... V... A... L... T... I... N... E.

Hey, wait a minute...
 

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Why do they call it Ovaltine, it's not oval.

They should call it Roundtine.
 

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You mean Makalu's giant blurred-out penis? You missed that??

I just meant the nostalgic, summer feel of it.
 

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Sure Aiko.
In ancient times there was a community known as the Goodnu's. As all communities did in these times the Goodnu's lived right on the river bank for trading, transportation and sustenance. Water was almighty and worshipped as a God. One day there was a tremendous hurricane far out in the ocean. It's ferocity blew a large flock of "Foo" birds way off course sending them inland many hundreds of miles and in the vicinity of the Goodnu's community. The Goodnu people had never seen a "Foo" bird and were quite curious as to it's sudden and obviously evil presence. The "Foo" bird, as we all know, is a very ugly, evil-looking bird. This caused the Goodnu people to become very uneasy believing they did something wrong to God and that this bird should be avoided. One day a "Foo" bird flew overhead and screeched: "Foo, Foo" and shit on a Goodnu's head. The man ran screaming into the river believing the Holy powers of the river would cleanse him of this evil turd and its consequences. As soon as the man washed this unholy turd from his ear canal he suddenly keeled over and died. The Goodnu's were now convinced of the "Foo" bird's evilness. The next day a woman was outside and heard: "Foo, Foo". Before she could react the "Foo" bird dropped a bomb landing a syrupy turd across her face. Shocked and panicked she ran into the river furiously washing her face of this sloppy stew. The village watched in horror as this woman also died once cleansed of the runny turd. The very next day a village wiseman heard those famous words: "Foo, Foo". He like others had witnessed the terrible deaths of two of his villages' people in the last two days. He too was struck right in the forehead by the "Foo" birds accurately guided turd missile. His first reaction was confusion and he sprinted towards the river. However, he stopped short and thought of his obvious demise should he cleanse the turd wafer from his forehead. He did not cleanse the poo pile from his forehead and lived. So the wiseman went to the other people of the village, gathered them around and stated to them: "There is an obvious lesson here my good people. The moral of this story is: 'If the Foo shits, wear it.'".
 

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NO I WILL WEAR A GIANT WAFFLE JK!!!.... NO BUT SERIOSLY
 

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The joke I posted.

BUT I GOT A MUCH BETTER ONE THAT'S NOT A PUN.
 

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jeez man if that was a joke............your kiddin right
 
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