Mijzelffan
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I have two questions for you,
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Only if she asks, otherwise I seem such a jerk when she wants to keep it.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, only drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
I certainly won't vote for candidate A, as he's a criminal. I would vote for C, but he's a war hero, meaning he killed many innocent people. Thus candidate B is the best one for the job (candidate C would go to war whenever possible, like Bush).
edit: lol @ the asnwers.