Mijzelffan
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What's fucked up about Venice?
It's crowded. There are pigeons everywhere. There are, as me and my friends call them, trickniggers, black guys trying to sell you junk that easily breaks (the Dutch word for nigger doesn't have as much of a negative impact as it has in English), the gondola rides that cost more than €100 for a ride less than 5 minutes, oh and it usually smells pretty bad there too. Oh, and all the toilets ask an incredibly high amount of money in order to use it. Oh, and you can't sit on the ground. Oh, and the coffee is more expensive than anything else there. It sucks in Venice.
the gondola man in me weeps. Who can hate Venice? :'(
Have you ever been there yourself? No really?