The Bulbagarden Conversational Chat-Thread: Vol. 2

[Princess Viola]

BUT I STILL MIGHT GET PREGNANT. :conangry:

 

[TheFlamingBooger]

Wow, according to their data, I'm, like, NEVER going to get prostate cancer.

I'll let you guess why.

 

[Princess Viola]

You don't have a prostate?

 

[Poltergeist]

Wow, according to their data, I'm, like, NEVER going to get prostate cancer.

I'll let you guess why.

Cause you dont have buttsekz!

 

[TheFlamingBooger]

Wowww to both those responses.

It's because every night I [HUG KITTENS BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE], sometimes twice.

 

[Princess Viola]

Google Earth doesn't appreciate my flying prowess. I'd like to see them fly a plane upside down from the east coast of the US before crashing off the coast of Japan.

 

[Poltergeist]

What do you mean by "kittens". Are you implying something Flaming?
Or is my mind just in the gutter?

 

[Princess Viola]

What do you mean by "kittens". Are you implying something Flaming?
Or is my mind just in the gutter?

<PG23> HE HAS NO DICK!

 

[Venusaur]

I think I just found out why I've been getting sniffles more and more and more often...

On a side note, "The Snow Man" by Wallace Stevens is a pretty good poem.

 

[TheFlamingBooger]

Yes, I ...pet kittens. I keep petting kittens and rubbing them until their magical kitten juice squeezes out.

 

[Poltergeist]

I've heard that twice within the last day, so it must be. D;

Exactly. This is why we must all remain virgins until death.
If you're not a virgin, re-virginize yourself.

Yes, I ...pet kittens. I keep petting kittens and rubbing them until their magical kitten juice squeezes out.

This was graphic o__o
Keep what you do with your lady to yourself!
EW EW EW D:

 

[Steven]

Yes, I ...pet kittens. I keep petting kittens and rubbing them until their magical kitten juice squeezes out.

Orly? The only "juice" that comes out after I pet my cat is my red-colored own.

Exactly. This is why we must all remain virgins until death.
If you're not a virgin, re-virginize yourself.

So I am in luck, then! >=[

 

[Poltergeist]

^ When he was talking about petting kittens and magical juice, something COMPLETELY different came to mind.


I think I need a drink.
Let me get the tea!

 

[Princess Viola]

Exactly. This is why we must all remain virgins until death.
If you're not a virgin, re-virginize yourself

BUT I CAN'T GET PREGNANT AND THUS WON'T DIE. :3

 

[TheFlamingBooger]

This was graphic o__o
Keep what you do with your lady to yourself!
EW EW EW D:

Um, there is no lady involved. She's in Toledo, remember?
:-(

 

[Princess Viola]

YOU STILL HAVE NO DICK

 

[Poltergeist]

Um, there is no lady involved. She's in Toledo, remember?
:-(

Well, your future PLANS. D:
Brawhar

BUT I CAN'T GET PREGNANT AND THUS WON'T DIE. :3

Have you ever been pregnant?
No. Until you get pregnant, you don't know for sure if you'll die.

 

[Poltergeist]

There is still a possibility you can have ovaries. If that's the case, BE CAREFUL.

Make sure all isn't silly and that he wraps his willy.

 

[TheFlamingBooger]

Well, your future PLANS. D:
Brawhar

I'll die happy. (Cuz it'll be with herrrrrr... )

 

[Steven]

There is still a possibility you can have ovaries. If that's the case, BE CAREFUL.

Make sure all isn't silly and that he wraps his willy.

Testicles are technically ovaries... At least, in the womb... =o