The Bulbagarden Conversational Chat-Thread: Vol. 2

[Falconwing]

o_0

Oookay, I'm just going to go do mod stuff or something.

 

[TheFlamingBooger]

Testicles are technically ovaries... At least, in the womb... =o

This is true, for a little while. In fact, the genatalia are indistinct until about the fifth month. Then they either drop or rise.

 

[Poltergeist]

So pretty much I have nuts in my stomach?

You also forgot that one holds sperm and one holds eggs.

 

[TheFlamingBooger]

When gender is determined, they either form ovaries or testicles. Then the eggs are produced, all the eggs she'll have during her lifetime.

His sperm won't really fully form until about age 5 or 6, and even then won't be mature until around 12.

 

[Steven]

BUT DESPITE ALL THIS I AM STILL A GUY. AT LEAST PHYSICALLY.

Besides five months of your life

 

[Falconwing]

If I wanted sex ed, I would have stayed awake in school.

 

[Princess Viola]

Besides five months of your life

I wasn't born yet. >:C

 

[TheFlamingBooger]

God only knows how many trillions of children I've murdered.

Hurr durr.

(It's cool growing up with a nurse mom and learning all about how fascinating your body is.)

 

[Steven]

First order of business: Approve this session of "Sex Education." ;-)

 

[Poltergeist]

God only knows how many trillions of children I've murdered.

All guys murder children.

 

[Princess Viola]

I approve.

 

[Falconwing]

There has been no second. Motion fails.

EDIT: Damn ninja... all in favor?

...

All opposed?

Ney!

 

[TheFlamingBooger]

Not much to be educated about. The prostate squeezes out your kids, they swim up to an egg, one wins the race, nine months later, hours of horrendous pain. There ya go, life.

 

[Steven]

Silly Ryuu, this isn't your jurisdiction! ;D

 

[Poltergeist]

Dont click the spoiler unless you want T.M.I. Seriously.

Spoiler

Swallowing kids is gross

Kickassia was funny though.
I like the total transformation of Nostalgia Chick

 

[Princess Viola]

TOGA TOGA TOGA

 

[Falconwing]

Silly Ryuu, this isn't your jurisdiction! ;D

I'm going to Boy's State in a month. I need to practice.

 

[Venusaur]

Why wouldn't you want to pull a Chronos, Poltergeist?

 

[Steven]

I'm going to Boy's State in a month. I need to practice.

Okay, then. ;-) Have fun; almost went last year. I dunno why I didn't even apply to. ;~;

 

[Poltergeist]

What's a Chronos?