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The Bulbagarden Conversational Chat Thread Vol 4

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DerMißingno

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One time I had a dream that I was fighting Archaic. It was an epic battle on top of a mountain in the midst of a blizzard. I was wielding Blue Thunder, the enchanted diamond blade of unbreaking, sharpness and looting. He was using the Hammer of the Gods, a legendary weapon borrowed form Moot himself, capable of destroying even the most infamous of trolls.

The battle raged on for hours, when suddenly the mountain broke in two, separating both combatants. From the depths of the schism of earth formed by the mountain's separation crawled none other than Antichrist Masuda himself. Archaic and I had no choice but to set aside our differences and join forces to banish this pestilence back to the shadows.

We had Masuda cornered on the edge of the abyss about to be sealed away forever, when he started laughing. "YOU FOOLS!" he said, "THIS IS NOT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!" He said evilly as his body started to grow and give off a horrible aura of darkness.

What stood before me was a creature so vile that I would be sure my ocular organs betray me. A 24 headed beast with tentacles and spikes and things. Fearlessly, Archaic lept into the air in pursuit of the monster. As he was about to deliver the final blow, the monster let out a thunderous roar which cut into Archaic with the combined power of every troll, spambot and hacker on the internets. With his last breath, Archaic held out the Hammer of the Gods and said "Avenge... me...."

I had no choice. Hammer in one hand and sword in the other, I faced the beast. As I ran towards my wretched foe, he let out another scream. The entire world went dark and I could feel my life force slipping away. Just as all hope seemed lost, the ghost of Baron Brixius appeared before me in a ray of light. In a godly voice, he said "Dude, it's just a fucking pokemon forum." With these words, my power was restored. I became aware of reality again, and cut straight through the monster's roar with Blue Thunder. Raising the Hammer of the Gods and Blue Thunder, I simultaneously stabbed him in the heart and bashed the head that looked like it was his main one.

Then I woke up.
 

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One time I had a dream that I was fighting Archaic. It was an epic battle on top of a mountain in the midst of a blizzard. I was wielding Blue Thunder, the enchanted diamond blade of unbreaking, sharpness and looting. He was using the Hammer of the Gods, a legendary weapon borrowed form Moot himself, capable of destroying even the most infamous of trolls.

The battle raged on for hours, when suddenly the mountain broke in two, separating both combatants. From the depths of the schism of earth formed by the mountain's separation crawled none other than Antichrist Masuda himself. Archaic and I had no choice but to set aside our differences and join forces to banish this pestilence back to the shadows.

We had Masuda cornered on the edge of the abyss about to be sealed away forever, when he started laughing. "YOU FOOLS!" he said, "THIS IS NOT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!" He said evilly as his body started to grow and give off a horrible aura of darkness.

What stood before me was a creature so vile that I would be sure my ocular organs betray me. A 24 headed beast with tentacles and spikes and things. Fearlessly, Archaic lept into the air in pursuit of the monster. As he was about to deliver the final blow, the monster let out a thunderous roar which cut into Archaic with the combined power of every troll, spambot and hacker on the internets. With his last breath, Archaic held out the Hammer of the Gods and said "Avenge... me...."

I had no choice. Hammer in one hand and sword in the other, I faced the beast. As I ran towards my wretched foe, he let out another scream. The entire world went dark and I could feel my life force slipping away. Just as all hope seemed lost, the ghost of Baron Brixius appeared before me in a ray of light. In a godly voice, he said "Dude, it's just a fucking pokemon forum." With these words, my power was restored. I became aware of reality again, and cut straight through the monster's roar with Blue Thunder. Raising the Hammer of the Gods and Blue Thunder, I simultaneously stabbed him in the heart and bashed the head that looked like it was his main one.

Then I woke up.
We need a Bulbagarden fantasy story.
 

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I don't know about the people in it, as long as Masuda is the antagonist.
 

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Should make the entire thing an allegory to the group being deleted
 

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In all seriousness, the Resistance shouldn't be the only good force, rather, just a large one among multiple.
 

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In all seriousness, the Resistance shouldn't be the only good force, rather, just a large one among multiple.

It's more complicated than simple good and evil. There can be several conflicting sides that all seem good depending on your point of view.

EDIT: Except for Masuda. He is the ultimate evil no matter what.
 

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Yes. There should also be a side or two that's obviously just evil.
 

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Ho, mariowie

(that wasn't a typo, I'm making a reference to a book I like)

We need a discussion topic for this, assuming you guys are serious too. A Skype group, perhaps?
 
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