Mijzelffan
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How in the name of holy fuck did you guys manage 3 pages in under an hour?
Fab, themissingno., jolene and goodbyebluemonday discussing masturbation for over five pages.
How in the name of holy fuck did you guys manage 3 pages in under an hour?
I memorized my parent's schedules and planned when I would do it. Never got caught. Ever.I remember when I discovered self esteeming. Fond memories.
Lol. I had the best sessions when my mum and dad were out. I could have sound!
I've kind of been caught. It's not like nobody knew or anything.
Breathing glass shards isn't fun, ugh. It's too cold to even inhale properly.
Breathing glass shards isn't fun, ugh. It's too cold to even inhale properly.
I've kind of been caught. It's not like nobody knew or anything.
Number one rule of self esteeming:
Your mom knows you do it, even if she acts like she doesn't.
I've kind of been caught. It's not like nobody knew or anything.
Number one rule of self esteeming:
Your mom knows you do it, even if she acts like she doesn't.
Never been caught either, except maybe when the math tutor was over a couple of years ago. That was kind of on purpose though........I mean, nope, I'm a ninja too!
You should've worked on your innocence act for your parent's better. My parents still think I'm some sort of innocent girl, even though my friends will beg to differ.I've kind of been caught. It's not like nobody knew or anything.
Number one rule of self esteeming:
Your mom knows you do it, even if she acts like she doesn't.
Yeah, just like she "knew" that I did drugs in high school (I didn't, it was my sister).
@mariowie: I'll give you a hint: acid showers.
@Mijzelffan: I think around -20.
I kind of wish I was still in school to have any sort of hot tutor again. Sucks to be me though, English tutors being the most common, and its the one class I didn't need help in.Never been caught either, except maybe when the math tutor was over a couple of years ago. That was kind of on purpose though........I mean, nope, I'm a ninja too!
Christ man. I wish I had a maths tutor.
You should've worked on your innocence act for your parent's better. My parents still think I'm some sort of innocent girl, even though my friends will beg to differ.I've kind of been caught. It's not like nobody knew or anything.
Number one rule of self esteeming:
Your mom knows you do it, even if she acts like she doesn't.
Yeah, just like she "knew" that I did drugs in high school (I didn't, it was my sister).
Oh wow that's insanely cold.