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The Bulbagarden Conversational Chat Thread Vol 4

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DerMißingno

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Also re: the previous page's conversation about parents catching you with things: My parents know I smoke pot because I have smoked pot with them. This is the life I live.
Marry me?

Because I like FMA and have stoner parents? That doesn't seem to be much on which to base a relationship.

You have to start somewhere.

That depends, though, do you look anything like Roy Mustang?

You can see my picture in both my avatar and profile picture, you be the judge.
 

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Oh then I guess you can all come to Greece as well, Uni is free over here too! We have colleges as well, and those are the pay kind however. They hold jobs that aren't really popular or needed, except for some few cases like forensic sciences and cooking.
 

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So we're talking about smoking pot, huh?

... I got nothin'.

You missed our convo about self esteeming.

Oh, there's not much to that for me. I view myself as a worthless piece of shit who has no reason to trudge through every day but does so anyway.

I'd rather talk about pot, but of course I have nothing to contribute because the only interesting things that happen to me are things that I make interesting to reminisce on because my life is actually mind-numbingly boring and pointless.

That's not what I meant by self esteeming.

Oh, you meant... that.

Well, that's a conversation I can contribute to seeing as I've completely given up on ever being that close to someone.

To think people say they actually like talking to me. Hmm.
 

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That depends, though, do you look anything like Roy Mustang?

You can see my picture in both my avatar and profile picture, you be the judge.

I guess the answer to that is no, then? I didn't know if that was you in your pic.

Anyway, my Mustang comment was supposed to be funny and I guess it wasn't.

It kind of was. Do you look like Hawkeye?

Nope. Not blond and I don't wear a ponytail unless I'm swimming. And I don't know nor do I want to know how to use a gun. Sorry!
 

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That depends, though, do you look anything like Roy Mustang?

You can see my picture in both my avatar and profile picture, you be the judge.

I guess the answer to that is no, then? I didn't know if that was you in your pic.

Anyway, my Mustang comment was supposed to be funny and I guess it wasn't.

It kind of was. Do you look like Hawkeye?

Nope. Not blond and I don't wear a ponytail unless I'm swimming. And I don't know nor do I want to know how to use a gun. Sorry!

That's okay, I'm not really attracted to Hawkeye anyway. I guess that makes me even less like Roy Mustang.
 

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My therapist kind of looks like Mustang though, and he also used to be in the military.

And I suppose I should feel guilty that I'm having perverted thoughts about my therapist. But he's a neo-Freudian so he'd probably understand.
 

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My therapist kind of looks like Mustang though, and he also used to be in the military.

And I suppose I should feel guilty that I'm having perverted thoughts about my therapist. But he's a neo-Freudian so he'd probably understand.
My therapist is kinda milfy xD
 

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My therapist kind of looks like Mustang though, and he also used to be in the military.

And I suppose I should feel guilty that I'm having perverted thoughts about my therapist. But he's a neo-Freudian so he'd probably understand.
My step uncle is a therapist. I don't like the idea of therapists. They don't care about you or your problems, they just care about money. That's why I'm my own confidante.
 

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I don't know anyone who has a therapist.

Well now you do! :-D

My therapist kind of looks like Mustang though, and he also used to be in the military.

And I suppose I should feel guilty that I'm having perverted thoughts about my therapist. But he's a neo-Freudian so he'd probably understand.
My step uncle is a therapist. I don't like the idea of therapists. They don't care about you or your problems, they just care about money. That's why I'm my own confidante.

I think this varies from therapist to therapist. I've been going through them ever since I was little (thanks to my bio parents' very tumultuous divorce*, we all went to family therapists for a while) and I've had good and bad ones.

When you have multiple psychological disorders like I do, you can't really just be your own support. You kind of have to get some professional help. For one, that's the only way to legitimately get psychiatric meds...

*note for those who are confused with this in light of the pot comments: most of the time when I say "my parents" I mean my mom and stepdad. I don't really have much of a relationship with my bio dad anymore.
 

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I thankfully have no therapist. Life is good when you don't need others to build up self esteem or when you can deal with stuff on your own. Not bashing on others who do, I'm just saying is all.
 

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My therapist kind of looks like Mustang though, and he also used to be in the military.

And I suppose I should feel guilty that I'm having perverted thoughts about my therapist. But he's a neo-Freudian so he'd probably understand.

Well played, ma'am, well played.

Freud was a pervert.
 

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My therapist is imaginary, and I'm also attracted to her.
She sounds cute.
My therapist kind of looks like Mustang though, and he also used to be in the military.

And I suppose I should feel guilty that I'm having perverted thoughts about my therapist. But he's a neo-Freudian so he'd probably understand.

Well played, ma'am, well played.

Freud was a pervert.

I also enjoy Frasier.
 

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I don't know anyone outside of the internet with a therapist, but I know a few people online.
 

DerMißingno

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My therapist kind of looks like Mustang though, and he also used to be in the military.

And I suppose I should feel guilty that I'm having perverted thoughts about my therapist. But he's a neo-Freudian so he'd probably understand.

Well played, ma'am, well played.

Freud was a pervert.

And he tried to hide it by calling everyone else a pervert... What a Freudian thing to do.

My therapist is imaginary, and I'm also attracted to her.
She sounds cute.

She's everything that I could possibly want in a woman.
 
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