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The Bulbagarden Conversational Chat Thread Vol 4

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Goodbye Blue Monday

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@Pokemoll; When we got the first two cats (Charlie and George), both of whom have nothing in common with dogs, one of my sister's friends was going to Paris for Christmas and she left us to take care of her guinea pig. We had to keep it in a separate room and the cats couldn't go in unsupervised. One time when they came in supervised, they circled the cage licking their lips. The poor thing probably nearly had a heart attack.

Weirdly, though, we had our own pet fish when we got those cats initially, and the cats had no interest in trying to eat the fish. No, they just wanted to drink the fish tank water which was full of fish poop and decaying fish food. Fuckin' weirdos.

So... He has the benefits of a dog and a cat? Sounds like the pet of a lifetime. xD

Yeah, he's basically perfect. That's why he's everyone's favorite cat.

Well, except he has a bit of a hairball problem.
 

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Haha, cats aren't that bad. You just need to get both a cat and assorted animal at the same time and from a young age, @Pokemoll;, so they can be used to each other and for the cat to get used to other animals.


Also now that sounds like a dog @Goodbye Blue Monday;, all it wants to do is drink other peoples shit.
 

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Haha, cats aren't that bad. You just need to get both a cat and assorted animal at the same time and from a young age, @Pokemoll;, so they can be used to each other and for the cat to get used to other animals.
Nah, I love cats, but this one is super crazy. It shits everywhere, is constantly stepping on me, refuses my loving advancees and hardly ever eats. But aw, Sally's nine in human years now, so I guess it's a little too late to get her adjusted to any assorted animals.
 

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Asshole cats exist. My cat Charlie is one.

He hates my sister for no known reason. When she was in middle school, and the bus would come in the afternoon, he knew that meant she was coming home and would run under the couch.

He also poops outside the litterbox a lot. He particularly likes the sink for some reason.

Why is your place filled with hairballs? Oh, does he scratch?

I mean, he coughs them up a lot because he overgrooms himself. He also grooms another cat, Petey, because Petey is always dirty and never grooms himself. And they're like, kitty boyfriends.
 

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Why would the cat groom another cat, can't it clean itself?
 

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I thought cats were meant to be independent animals?
 

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Why would the cat groom another cat, can't it clean itself?

The other cat can clean himself, he just doesn't.
Wow, what a lazy mofo taking advantage of the other guys love.

That's pretty much Petey (the dirty cat) in a nutshell.

Here's a picture:

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A no wonder, the black and white ones always have a bit of a jerk side. My dad used to have one and it would always do stupid things and be lazy.
 

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I have another black and white cat, who has a bit of that side but is much nicer. He's also very smart - and kind of anal-retentive about a lot of things.

Anyway, completely unrelated, but I was looking for clips of this song (because I like it) and I love how the lead singer is so infatuated with himself:

[video=youtube;dnqxbdnzlhw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnqxbdnzlhw[/video]
 

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I can't decide if I want a lop eared rabbit or a pointy. Lops look cuter to the eye, but all the ear diseases that come with it put me off.
 

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You might as well show the rest of your cats. xD

Okay, here we go.

Charlie:

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George:

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Casey:

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and our newest addition, Ziggy:

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FTR, one of Charlie's nicknames is "Charmander" and one of Ziggy's is "Zigzagoon."


Okay, all you lazy mutha'uckas, I'm going to do my laundry and go to the gym. Or, at least one of those things. Ta-ta!
 
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6 cats in one house? My god, you're the crazy cat lady of this forum! Nah we all love you.even if you need to be institutionalized
 

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How do you know she doesn't use them as sacrifices for her lord Satan? You know, just saying, cause addiction don't need to appear on TV to exist in people.
 

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How do you know she doesn't use them as sacrifices for her lord Satan? You know, just saying, cause addiction don't need to appear on TV to exist in people.

Or maybe she eats there offspring? Who knows the internet is full of strange people. She could be one of them? As you can be too.
 
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