DerMißingno
Gutes deutsches Bier
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I'm judgemental every day.
I'm judgemental every day.
I'm judgemental every day.
I'm just a prick everyday.
But girls love that.
The ladies love a smooth faced laddie over a beard any day.I'm judgemental every day.
I'm just a prick everyday.
But girls love that.
The ladies loved my beard too much, that's why I had to get rid of it.
I remain beardless so that women don't think I'll sexually attack them.Speaking of which. I could use a shave myself. My beard makes me look old. I'm only 17 >.<
My beard was so manly that it made women pregnant just from getting within 10 feet of me. Had to shave it because of the abortion costs.
My beard was so manly that it made women pregnant just from getting within 10 feet of me. Had to shave it because of the abortion costs.
Seems economical.
I remember this one time I had stopped shaving for a couple of weeks, never seen so many tits in my life.
True story.
My beard was so manly that it made women pregnant just from getting within 10 feet of me. Had to shave it because of the abortion costs.
Seems economical.
I remember this one time I had stopped shaving for a couple of weeks, never seen so many tits in my life.
True story.
Spent more time on the internet in those weeks did ya?
The fuck do I even aluminum gloves? I need it for my costume tomorrow, but that shit crazy.
The fuck do I even aluminum gloves? I need it for my costume tomorrow, but that shit crazy.
Make them out of aluminum foil?
Maybe you can just take regular gloves and spraypaint them silver.
Or tape foil over them.
Or just spraypaint your hands silver.