Today, my Latin teacher told us to get into groups of three and practice vocab with each other using flash cards. The thing is, what she actually told us was "Get into a threesome and flash each other." We all snickered. She didn't get it. MLIA
Today, I was playing a game with my two-year-old brother, in which I would make an animal sound, and he would respond with the corresponding animal. After he correctly answered "cow" to my "moo", I said, in a deep, manly voice, "I love the ladies". He said "Mommy". I have never been more curious as to what my mother says when I'm not around. MLIA
Today, in English my teacher was writing on the whiteboard when his marker ran dry. Without turning around, he threw it over his shoulder, across the room, and into the garbage can in the corner, also hitting the lightswitch and turning the lights off in the process. He continued his lecture like nothing happened, but we all know the truth now; he is a ninja. MLIA
Today, after two weeks of college, I decided to stop using my fake British accent, all of my peers are confused as to what happened. MLIA
Today I was eating goldfish and drinking blue Gatorade in one of my classes. The girl sitting at my table watched me for a minute, and then informed me that it was like having an ocean in my mouth. I'll never eat goldfish without blue Gatorade ever again. MLIA
I drew a ninja on my maths homework with the caption "THis is a ninja that will defend this page from being incorrect"
Yep but he didn't mark it such! ^^did it work? was the page actually incorrect?
That just blew my mind.that's good for you then
anyway, enjoy this pun:
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?