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The Bulbagarden Conversational Chat, Vol. 3

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Mijzelffan

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1666 doesn't mean anything. Only 666.

1666 means everything. It's 666 + 1000. Lesson one of witch hunting: everything can and will mean the accused is a witch. Living in a house? So no one can see the witchcraft. Not living in a house? That's weird, only witches would not live in a house. Eating bread? Withches need the energy to perform witchcraft. Not eating bread? No one could go without bread, except for witches. Member of a pokémon forum? Animals using elemental attacks has to be because of witchcraft. Not being a member on a pokémon forum? Obviously you have better stuff to do with your time, like maybe, I don't know... performing witchcraft?

And so the verdict shall always be: GUILTY.
 

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1666 doesn't mean anything. Only 666.

1666 means everything. It's 666 + 1000. Lesson one of witch hunting: everything can and will mean the accused is a witch. Living in a house? So no one can see the witchcraft. Not living in a house? That's weird, only witches would not live in a house. Eating bread? Withches need the energy to perform witchcraft. Not eating bread? No one could go without bread, except for witches. Member of a pokémon forum? Animals using elemental attacks has to be because of witchcraft. Not being a member on a pokémon forum? Obviously you have better stuff to do with your time, like maybe, I don't know... performing witchcraft?

And so the verdict shall always be: GUILTY.

And thus it was proven that Mijzelffan is a witch.
 

Mijzelffan

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1666 doesn't mean anything. Only 666.

1666 means everything. It's 666 + 1000. Lesson one of witch hunting: everything can and will mean the accused is a witch. Living in a house? So no one can see the witchcraft. Not living in a house? That's weird, only witches would not live in a house. Eating bread? Withches need the energy to perform witchcraft. Not eating bread? No one could go without bread, except for witches. Member of a pokémon forum? Animals using elemental attacks has to be because of witchcraft. Not being a member on a pokémon forum? Obviously you have better stuff to do with your time, like maybe, I don't know... performing witchcraft?

And so the verdict shall always be: GUILTY.

And thus it was proven that Mijzelffan is a witch.

Only witches would accuse an honourable witchhunter of great religious piety. Why don't you just accuse God of being a witch while you're at it? Men, burn Neosquid at stake, for he is obviously a witch!

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Oh, errr. I can explain how that fire appeared. Like, you know. God did it. And stuff... Yeah... That's probably it. At least we're rid of another witch now. I gotta go. Doing crusades and other religious stuff.... Seeya!

*runs like hell*
 

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Luckily you just burned my clone.

On second thought, Mijzel isn't a witch. He clearly was clearly put under a curse that made him shoot fire from his fingers. Who could have done such a thing?
 

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Luckily you just burned my clone.

On second thought, Mijzel isn't a witch. He clearly was clearly put under a curse that made him shoot fire from his fingers. Who could have done such a thing?

Ahem, yes, that might be just it. In which case Neosquid can't be a witch either, as witches don't burn other witches.

Now who to frame- AHEM, I mean who is to blame for this, that's the question.
 

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Luckily you just burned my clone.

On second thought, Mijzel isn't a witch. He clearly was clearly put under a curse that made him shoot fire from his fingers. Who could have done such a thing?

Yes, shooting flames out of one's hands is the exception to the rule. It is the only thing that definitively proves that one is not a witch.



Hi. Happy birthday.
 

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Hi Rai

I have concrete evidence that somebody, on this very thread, is a witch.
 

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I don't know who it is, however. Me and Mijzel are confirmed non-witches.
 

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I only know like 10 spells, and they're all immunity charms. There's no way I could be the witch.
 
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