The character(s) in ^'s avatar are after your life. What do you do?

[Fractions]

Self explanatory title. Go crazy, wild, bonkers.

I don't know what a person would do if cards were after their life. Go ahead and surprise me?

 

[Gengarzilla]

Well... That card at the top is a spade, so I can at least expect to be buried. It'd suck if the card were a club instead.

 

[Magnificent Entertainer]

Well, I'm doomed. I'm definitely not Normal, so I'm not immune to that STAB Shadow Ball.
Goodbye, cruel world!

 

[MassiveShock11]

Slam him into the wall endlessly with my Psychic powers. Get dunked on.

 

[Fractions]

Tell 'em that anime doesn't exist in real life.

 

[Magnificent Entertainer]

The Ace of Spades is after my life?

Easy solution. Just have the Queen of Hearts order his execution.
Off with his head!

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Show him some balut

 

[ArvAl]

Distract her with ME's dank memes.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Hire some professional boxers, wrestlers, karate masters, kung fu masters, and other people. Then let them all gang up on the Umbreon to give it a full blown No-Holds-Barred Beatdown.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Call Genocide Jill and tell her to attack ^ with scissors. Anyone get the reference?

 

[Fractions]

Use Iron Head.

 

[MassiveShock11]

Use a Tactical Nuke.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Oh, come on, even by mid evolution standards, Kirlia is just pitiful stat wise. 38/35/55 defenses and 65 Special Attack is weak. I could run over it with a heavily rusted car without any worrying that the Kirlia could survive.

 

[Gaga]

Hope that her hexes don't work in the real world. And then I get poisoned and die welp

 

[MassiveShock11]

Just slam him endlessly into the wall with Psychic.

 

[Fractions]

Use Iron head yet again.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Punch the cat sitting on their head

 

[Magnificent Entertainer]

Awwwww! How cute!
*sees no imminent danger*
*gets killed*

 

[ocelotlrama jaguar]

I'll call on Negaduck

 

[Fractions]

Wash all of their spots off.