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The character(s) in ^'s avatar are after your life. What do you do?

When that Rashido drops just right.
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Self explanatory title. Go crazy, wild, bonkers.

I don't know what a person would do if cards were after their life. Go ahead and surprise me?
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Well... That card at the top is a spade, so I can at least expect to be buried. It'd suck if the card were a club instead.
 
Murphy, Edward
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Well, I'm doomed. I'm definitely not Normal, so I'm not immune to that STAB Shadow Ball.
Goodbye, cruel world!
 
Self-Necromancy
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Slam him into the wall endlessly with my Psychic powers. Get dunked on.
 
When that Rashido drops just right.
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Tell 'em that anime doesn't exist in real life.
 
Murphy, Edward
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The Ace of Spades is after my life?

Easy solution. Just have the Queen of Hearts order his execution.
Off with his head!
 
Yes, come to me.... I'll kill you good! ♪
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Show him some balut
 
Für Immer
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Distract her with ME's dank memes.
 
Yes, come to me.... I'll kill you good! ♪
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Hire some professional boxers, wrestlers, karate masters, kung fu masters, and other people. Then let them all gang up on the Umbreon to give it a full blown No-Holds-Barred Beatdown.
 
Self-Necromancy
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Call Genocide Jill and tell her to attack ^ with scissors. Anyone get the reference?
 
When that Rashido drops just right.
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Use Iron Head.
 
Yes, come to me.... I'll kill you good! ♪
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Oh, come on, even by mid evolution standards, Kirlia is just pitiful stat wise. 38/35/55 defenses and 65 Special Attack is weak. I could run over it with a heavily rusted car without any worrying that the Kirlia could survive.
 
▲ extremely gay
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Hope that her hexes don't work in the real world. And then I get poisoned and die welp
 
When that Rashido drops just right.
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Use Iron head yet again.
 
Yes, come to me.... I'll kill you good! ♪
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Punch the cat sitting on their head
 
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