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The character(s) in ^'s avatar are after your life. What do you do?

When that Rashido drops just right.
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Self explanatory title. Go crazy, wild, bonkers.

I don't know what a person would do if cards were after their life. Go ahead and surprise me?
 
"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Well... That card at the top is a spade, so I can at least expect to be buried. It'd suck if the card were a club instead.
 
Merciless Evaluation
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Well, I'm doomed. I'm definitely not Normal, so I'm not immune to that STAB Shadow Ball.
Goodbye, cruel world!
 
Self-Necromancy
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Slam him into the wall endlessly with my Psychic powers. Get dunked on.
 
When that Rashido drops just right.
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Tell 'em that anime doesn't exist in real life.
 
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The Ace of Spades is after my life?

Easy solution. Just have the Queen of Hearts order his execution.
Off with his head!
 
Für Immer
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Distract her with ME's dank memes.
 
The Foulmouthed Angel and the Barbarous Devil
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Hire some professional boxers, wrestlers, karate masters, kung fu masters, and other people. Then let them all gang up on the Umbreon to give it a full blown No-Holds-Barred Beatdown.
 
Self-Necromancy
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Call Genocide Jill and tell her to attack ^ with scissors. Anyone get the reference?
 
When that Rashido drops just right.
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Use Iron Head.
 
The Foulmouthed Angel and the Barbarous Devil
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Oh, come on, even by mid evolution standards, Kirlia is just pitiful stat wise. 38/35/55 defenses and 65 Special Attack is weak. I could run over it with a heavily rusted car without any worrying that the Kirlia could survive.
 
▲ extremely gay
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Hope that her hexes don't work in the real world. And then I get poisoned and die welp
 
When that Rashido drops just right.
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Use Iron head yet again.
 
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