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The character(s) in ^'s avatar are after your life. What do you do?

Creatures like that, like Lemongrab, for example, scare me through their simplicity and ability to render godless injuries that would revolt even the hardiest of minds... so I'd lock myself in the bathroom and have a nervous breakdown. Or use this very thick vase in front of me to clobber it with.
 
I use my bo staff (improvisational but no less painful) to jab, stab, and whack its back, and then I borrow a neighbour's chainsaw (god knows they have thousands for every day of the f-cking week) and saw off its claws and head piece, and then proceed to wind the potentially still-dangerous edges with layers of cotton and secure it with wood glue for an adhesive. And then, my mole in a hole, I bloody keep him as a bloody pet so he can breed with my bloody pre-existing pets, thus creating an even bigger version of my pet that can kill everyone BRUTALLY with lots of FANGS and CLAWS :ROFLMAO:
 
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