The character(s) in ^'s avatar are after your life. What do you do?

[Chidamari Sketch]

Kick all of them off a cliff and into a stampeding herd of Bouffalant.

 

[MegaPod]

Act like I’m actually an alien posing as a human and doing a mediocre job of it.

 

[Jyo]

will just at a distance, get the other two to attack with fire from sides

 

[Icy Wind]

Hide in the grass until the lions fall asleep

 

[Jyo]

stare from a distance and watch

 

[Derpghost]

Ruin their art.

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

Oh my god! That thing will eat my insides! I put a curse on it and hide.

 

[Sightnado]

Leave on a pirate ship. Cant touch this now, can you Charmeleon?

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

Send a legion of zombified Magikarp.

 

[Jyo]

will try to 'safe' the pumpkin by leaping on it and pushing it away
kind of 'playing with the pumpkin' and rolling it downhill away from the fire lizard

 

[Icy Wind]

Hold an all-you-can-eat-cake buffet and runs.

 

[Jyo]

*hard to battle back that way*

after will pounce and search all over the bag, searching for more, even if that means tearing all

 

[Max1996]

Choke ^ with feelers.

 

[Icy Wind]

*Transforms into a dragon so ^ chases after me, then lead them into a cliff where they fall off*

 

[Jyo]

Already making myself look bigger, I’ll keep it up, hopes to scare away

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Erase them from the cosmos using the powers of Dialga and Palkia.

 

[Jyo]

One person,? Easily make myself bigger and scare away

 

[Max1996]

Try and scare ^ away.

 

[Jyo]

*Sylveon may be fairy, but I'll make myself look much bigger and fiercer*

 

[Sightnado]

*forces Jyo to watch The Lion King*