The character(s) in ^'s avatar are after your life. What do you do?

[Deleted member 1435]

AWWWW kitty *pet's*

 

[Ereshkigal]

I pour oil on the ground between us.

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

I would hide in the pokéball she is holding. The last place she would look for. mouhahaha, I'm a genius.
That plan totally wouldn't backfire on me, right?

 

[Jyo]

*no it was ouldnt, then you wouldn’t be after me*

 

[Icy Wind]

Throw some mud at it to neutralize the electricity

 

[Jyo]

*inhiding, throw rocks at the pot*

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

I have the better stats, I'll face it in a fight. As long as that we're not in the anime, there is no way I will loose.

(...)

 

[Jyo]

will try to leap on back
even I know I can't win, but can try to annoy it so it goes another direction
*tap the horn on its head, over and over*

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Give them lasagna.

 

[Ereshkigal]

Pat their head and give them a cookie?

 

[Jyo]

will blame everything on poor Purrloin, hoping it leaves me alone

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*introduces them to Teekl, his familiar*

 

[Jyo]

whats Teekl?

*just a person, will hiss, growl, and make myself doubled in sized, puff out fur*

 

[Acrobatic Crobat]

Kitty! *pets*

 

[Jyo]

hard to battle with that treatment

Will likely admire from distance

 

[Ereshkigal]

Throw Ultra Balls until I catch it.

 

[Jyo]

will again growl, hiss, making fur stand up
trying to look bigger than it is

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Close the box, tape it down, and then send it to an incinerator.

 

[MegaPod]

Turn off the lights in all the rooms except one, then try to get a realllly big drink tumbler delivered as quickly as possible while I hide in the dark.

And maybe snap photos of the huge moth.

 

[Max1996]

Use Sparkling Aria.