The character(s) in ^'s avatar are after your life. What do you do?

[Chidamari Sketch]

I'll just rob him. Simple as that.

 

[prog rocker]

What is he going to do to me? Challenge me to Puyo Puyo? Sure, I suck at the game, but I don't think that will kill me.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Please. I’ve handled Beastmen a lot more threatening than that guy.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Insult his manliness to distract him, then flee.

 

[Ereshkigal]

Launch a mininuke and then switch to the missile launcher.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Attempt to convince Belle that the Beast is cheating on her.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

What's he gonna do, pop slime things at me? I think I'll be fine. Probably just like, poke him with a sharp stick or something. Definitely won't touch any bugs though. That seems like a surefire way to hit a berserk button.

 

[Jyo]

Its giving me the mean look, will try to make myself look bigger

 

[Acrobatic Crobat]

^ Fennecs are evolutionaly equiped for high temperatures, so I'll try to protect myself with liquid nitrogen.

 

[Jyo]

an Eevee after me... aren't they about the same size as a fennec fox?
* will just wait and try hold down playfully *

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

Nooo, why do such cute things want to kill me? Try to pacify them! I'm sure it's a misunderstanding.

 

[Jyo]

Will likely attack and raid the backpack, playfully hissing when Arylett get a closed

Food will get attacked first

 

[prog rocker]

They don't like cold, right? Icy Wind!

 

[Ereshkigal]

Spray it in the face with a Max Repel.

 

[Jyo]

Not sure what to do with them
Hide for now

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

No mere beast or beastman can defeat the Mighty Kamina!

 

[Jyo]

Will just hide behind bush trying to not get noticed

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

Call animal control.

 

[Jyo]

will wait until they leave so I can raid their food pantry

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Both of them are weak to Fighting and are unevolved; so I might as well just punt 'em away like footballs.