The character(s) in ^'s avatar are after your life. What do you do?

[Chidamari Sketch]

pat his head.

 

[BackSet]

Trick them into tripping over that cape.

 

[Jyo]

would try to hide in a nearby bush or tree

 

[Nerd Violence]

Surround my home in owl statues.

 

[Rainami]

kick his face over and over

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

sends Mario to distract ^ while I sneak away on the Klutzmobile

 

[wolfjani]

oh no! I'm doomed

 

[Jyo]

it looks like it has hidden traps and tricks... I'd better be alert and observe, from a safe distance

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

reminds the parrot that it’s supposed to be a fox, causing it to have an existential crisis, allowing me to escape on the Klutzmobile

 

[Nerd Violence]

Attempt to disarm him by complimenting his very stylish boxer print.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Spoiler

 

[Pyrax]

^ Throw Reimu and Marisa at her and run while she's distracted.

 

[Jyo]

will try to take that hat and run away with it

 

[Parissong]

I would throw birdseed in one direction and run towards the other.

 

[MegaPod]

I’d offer for her to humiliate me in a video game battle instead

 

[Parissong]

I’d offer for her to humiliate me in a video game battle instead

Does Tilia count? jk

I would use a Ghost Type, obviously

 

[Nerd Violence]

Bribe her with bells.

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

I see naught here but nerd love, not violence. But such love could be brought to bear upon me, and if it were as passionate as it was in the image... I'd be hard-pressed to combat it appropriately. Perhaps I would distract the two by making them love each other more instead of attacking me.

 

[Jyo]

will stand up and make myself look as big and strong as possible

 

[Nerd Violence]

Spoiler

Bear mace.