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Arkadelphiak
Shitposter in Residence
- Joined
- Jul 24, 2014
- Messages
- 254
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YOU CAN’T WIN.
YOU CAN’T BREAK EVEN.
YOU CAN’T EVEN GET OUT OF THE GAME.
—Ginsberg’s Theorem
This fic is literally cancer, man.
So, getting sucked into a Pokémon video game sounds great, right?
In a deconstruction, the answer is always no. Let’s start with tons of clichés . . . and let’s see how good my satire skillz are. Then I’ll turn all that nonsense into a technothriller. Seriously. Prepare thyself for explicit language, some violence, death, merciless mockery of my friends’ fics, minor drug use (i.e. a chapter dedicated to a cocaine joke), and thermodynamics. Depending on how disorderly I let this fic get, it may need a Mature rating; we’ll see.
The reason I’m writing this is because I can’t get it out of my head. It’s bothered me for y-e-a-r-s, and now I want it out. I need to move on with my life. Think of this as a really weird comedy with some vicious twists beneath. If it ever gets popular, I hope to turn it into original fiction. So picture —not pry open— one of your Pokémon game cartridges: inert, plasticky, lifeless . . .
And let me show you otherwise.
T H E
D E P R O G R A M M I N G
OR
M A M A N
_______________________________ Part I: Master of Ceremonies _______________________________
Garbage In
New Frontiers
Emerald
Scientific Progress Goes ‘Crack’
Glitter Glue
Redux
The Oracle of Goldenrod
Tower of Babble
The Blame Game
Perl
The Net
Two Scientists Walk Into a Bar
Snake Eyes
↓
___________________________________ Part II: Heat Death ___________________________________
Ingrid
Garbage Out
The Oracle of Mount Silver
The Monster of Goldenrod
Duplicity
Absolute Zero
Imposter Syndrome
A Bolt from the Blue
No Silver Bullet
No News is Good News
The Golden Rule
Effeuiller la Marguerite
Zero-Sum Game
HeartGold
De Novo
Emerald
Scientific Progress Goes ‘Crack’
Glitter Glue
Redux
The Oracle of Goldenrod
Tower of Babble
The Blame Game
Perl
The Net
Two Scientists Walk Into a Bar
Snake Eyes
↓
___________________________________ Part II: Heat Death ___________________________________
Ingrid
Garbage Out
The Oracle of Mount Silver
The Monster of Goldenrod
Duplicity
Absolute Zero
Imposter Syndrome
A Bolt from the Blue
No Silver Bullet
No News is Good News
The Golden Rule
Effeuiller la Marguerite
Zero-Sum Game
HeartGold
De Novo
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