The Fakemon Game

[Kharixi]

Welcome to the Fakemon game! The rules are fairly simple:

• All global Bulbagarden Forums rules apply.
• A user shall post an object of some kind, fictional or not, and the next user shall create a fake Pokémon (or Fakemon) based on that object.
• The user creating the Fakemon shall mention its name, type(s) (existing or not), ability (existing or not), and at least one move (existing or not), all based on the object above. A description of the Fakemon is welcome, but not mandatory.
• That user shall then post another object, and so on.

Here is an example of the game in action:

Spoiler

A submarine?

Submarine
Type: Water/Steel
Ability: Swift Swim
Moves: Dive, Splash

A race car?

Turbice
Type: Fire/Ice
Ability: Turbo Speed (allows the Pokémon to triple its speed when Turbo is used)
Moves: Turbo, Flamethrower

This Pokémon is once such that appears to be a super fast race car built around the theme of ice.

A television?

Let the game begin with the following object:

A soda bottle?

 

[Pika_pika42]

Fizcan

Type: Plastic/Ice
Ability: Refrigerate (Turns Normal-type moves into Ice-type moves)
Moves:Freeze-Dry, Sheer Cold

It is a tiny Ice-type Pokemon which resides in a plastic bottle which it uses as its protective shield, gaining a new type i.e. Plastic. It loves to keep itself cold and can be mostly found in refrigerators.


Next Object: A Chair.

 

[Anime Psyclone]

Chario

Type: Normal
Ability: Stable(This Pokemon can’t flinch)
Moves: Sit on me, Tip

Just a living chair.

A Wii U?

 

[Kharixi]

Famepad
Type: Steel
Ability: Technician
Moves: Swagger, Roar

A rather egotistical console, Famepad seems to regard itself highly. This is reflected in its rather self-centered fighting style.

How about a baseball?

 

[Sightnado]

Homerout

Types: Grass/Steel
Abilities: Sniper, Levitate
Moves: Fly

A rather hard baseball, this Fakémon seems to be very good at flight. If it uses the move Fly, it will always hit.

How about a Christmas tree?

 

[Kharixi]

Festivoak
Type: Grass, Grass/Ice
Ability: Snow Warning
Moves: Present, Wood Hammer

This Fakémon sometimes appears with snow on its leaves, and sometimes does not. It loves to celebrate Christmas and gives presents to children.

How about a Lego?

 

[Derpghost]

Leigon(Eh? Get it?)
Type: Normal
Ability: Crumble (creates entry hazards upon taking damage), Weak Armour
Moves: Recover, Hammer Arm, Iron Defence

This small, varied species of Fakemon travels in vast swarms across the ground, assembling into a makeshift humanoid construct when threatened.

How about a sawblade?

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Helicrush (A Fossil Pokemon based on the Helicoprion, a prehistoric shark with a saw-like mouth
Type: Water/Rock
Ability: Hyper Cutter
Moves: Gear Grind, Slash, Super Fang, Crunch, Ice Fang, Psychic Fangs

Believed to be distantly related with a now extinct group of cartilaginous fish, it crushes prey with its bizarre fangs.

Alright, what about the Mjölnir

 

[Derpghost]

Volthorpe (Large, humanoid robotic-looking Pokemon with massive sledgehammer-like arms)
Type: Electric, Steel.
Ability: Static, Magnet Pull
Moves: Calming Shock (Restores target's status conditions), Bullet Punch, Metal Slam, Volt Switch, Embargo, Heal Block

A usually benevolent but powerful Fakemon, it both heals and disrupts with shock therapy, using the electricity emitting from it's large hands. It is said it was an ancient civilisation's protector.

A book?

 

[Anime Psyclone]

Boki
Type: Normal/Grass
Ability: Rough Skin
Moves: Cut, Sketch, Leaf Blade

This strange Fakemon looks like a book, but it is living. It communicates it’s thoughts by writing on it’s own ‘pages’. These ‘pages’ are also very sharp.

A ribbon

 

[Peekaboo Pikachu]

Ribonbon
Type: Fairy
Ability: Cute Charm, Dazzling
Moves: Attract, Tickle

The fact that this Pokemon is commonly used as a fashion accessory among stylish women gives it a sense of pride.

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A sock

 

[Sightnado]

Sokmais

Type: Grass/Fighting
Ability: Fluffy
Moves: Double Hit

This Pokemon was a sock that got turned into a sock mace and then smacked its owner to escape. It then went out to fight other Pokémon.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

You didn't say what the next thing should be!

I'll do it:. Centaur

 

[Peekaboo Pikachu]

Sagitarya
Type: Normal/Flying (Its lower half has wings like a pegasus)
Ability: Friend Guard, Harvest
Moves: Stomp, Roost, Wing Attack, Attract

Rumor has it that its Attract is supposedly just as effective on humans as it is on other Pokemon.

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A bottle of pills

 

[Derpghost]

Medyrine
Type: Fairy, Poison
Ability: Natural Cure/Natural Cure/Healer
Moves: Wish, Toxic, Bullet Seed, Refresh

This small, transparent bubble-like Fakemon carries around a variety of multicoloured pills inside it. These pills cause various effects, good or bad, and this naive Fakemon is a bit too eager for a chance to use them.

A bear trap.

 

[Peekaboo Pikachu]

Tetanujaw
Type: Steel/Dark
Ability: Arena Trap/Full Metal Body
Moves: Crunch, Vice Grip, Clamp

Once this Pokemon has a grip on its victim, it will not let go until the victim is completely incapacitated.

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A pet rock

 

[Sightnado]

Rawky

Type: Rock

Ability: Sturdy

Moves: Rock Slide, Stone Edge, Rock Tomb, basically any attack that uses rocks

This Pokemon looks like a rock, uses moves that use rocks, and is as sturdy as a rock.

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A Berry

 

[Peekaboo Pikachu]

Cheriberi
Type: Grass
Ability: Harvest
Moves: Ingrain, Aromatherapy

A Pokemon that is near the bottom of the food chain. Its primary predators include Bug and Flying types, but humans have been known to eat it too.

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A fidget spinner

 

[Sightnado]

Fidgit
Type: Normal
Ability: Skill Link
Moves: Every 2-5 hit move, which always hit 5 times thanks to Skill Link.

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How about a pencil?

 

[Peekaboo Pikachu]

Sketchet
Type: Normal
Ability: Trace
Move: Sketch

Rumor has it that this Pokemon was born from the severed tail of a Smeargle.

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A toilet