- Joined
- Mar 20, 2007
- Messages
- 12,441
- Reaction score
- 1,310
One night, a woman in her late 40s has a strange dream: She's told by God himself that she will live another 50 years, 50 months, 50 weeks and 50 days. When she wakes up, she decides that since she has so much time left, she had to look her best. If she could get any body part lifted, she did. If she could get it tucked, she did. Micro-dermabrasion, Botox, whatever plastic surgery she could get, she got. So one day as she's going home from her Lasik surgery, she accidentally gets hit by a bus and dies.
So the woman now found herself in Heaven, standing before God. She was not happy. "Now look," she said hotly, "you told me I had another 50 years, 50 months, 50 weeks and 50 days! What gives?!"
God's eyes widened slightly and he said sheepishly, "Oh, that was you?! Sorry, but I couldn't recognize you."
So the woman now found herself in Heaven, standing before God. She was not happy. "Now look," she said hotly, "you told me I had another 50 years, 50 months, 50 weeks and 50 days! What gives?!"
God's eyes widened slightly and he said sheepishly, "Oh, that was you?! Sorry, but I couldn't recognize you."