The Never Ending Cheat V2.0

[UnownUnknown]

find a Pikachu with this face.

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(Which is a Pikachu on steroids btw...)
He can apparently speak English and 126 different languages, he tells you in an accented voice to make him a...

 

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Raichu
Give him a fire stone instead of a thunder stone and he will...

 

[Okamidna]

evolve into E4 flint saying Piss off! so you....

 

[Oak]

walk away, and you find Misty dressed in her underwear, and she battles you and...

 

[Buzz]

Automatically retreats because she is embarassed of her appearance. Another NPC approaches to...

 

[Oak]

... Tell you not to smash your D.S. to pieces, but you have to do this, and...

 

[Sandslash-Master]

the NPC explodes, revealing a secret room. You...

 

[Buzz]

Walk into the room, run around it three times, then talk to the Regigigas in the middle...

 

[Sandslash-Master]

And enter a battle with it. You send out your shiny...

 

[Buzz]

Celebi that suddenly becomes the first in your party. It knows...

 

[Sandslash-Master]

Perish Song and Curse. You use _______ on the powerful Regi leader.

 

[Buzz]

Which paralyzes it for no apparent reason. The battle ends randomly and...

 

[Sandslash-Master]

You will see your sprite in a totally black room. Walk 5 steps up, 9 steps down, and 34,000 steps to the right. It's VERY IMPORTANT you follow these exact steps or your game will delete the file and break your system. After preforming the listed actions you will reach the beginning room. There is only one thing different about it which is...

 

[Buzz]

there are three eggs sitting on the floor! Choose wisely or else...

 

[Cyber Jet]

A huge magic tree will eat you and all of your pokemon so you chose...

 

[Oak]

The water pokemon, which will cause A bell to pop up in real life out of thin air. With it you have to...

 

[Cero]

smash it against a little kids head and repaeat until you collect enough tears....

 

[Fwee~]

To then create a Soul Dew. Use this on the poster three posts from mine to...

 

[Cyber Jet]

summon pedo-bear on them then he......

 

[RE-Hiro]

Will rape you all. After that you have to give him...