The never ending cheat [V3(?)]

[Kharixi]

...the ancient past, where Kyogre and Groudon are having their epic battle. As is told, Rayquaza appears to stop them but thinks your group is helping them, so before it trashes you, you have to fight back with...

 

[ReturnofMCH]

...twitch emotes!

after which you...

 

[Kharixi]

...are trashed by Rayquaza, and you get sent back to the future. There, Mecha Tyranitar is destroying civilization, and since all the members of Bulbagarden are conveniently in this same spot, you have to...

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

...Cast a spell to turn everybody into their avatars, who conveniently are typically decent fighters, so that they can all whale on the MT. The MT goes down and the Bulbagardeners cheer and celebrate. However...

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

MT emits a strange signal that attracts MechaGodzilla and Mechani-Kong just before it dies. Because of this, the two giant robots arrive in order to wreak havoc. To stop them, you...

 

[MassiveShock11]

...need to cast an ancient spell that can destroy anything you wish, in exchange of two people or Pokemon. You have no choice left but to sacrifice Gardevoir and Ibuki Mioda. They bade farewell to you and they disappeared, giving you the power to destroy both robots. Everyone cheered, then you noticed that you got music skills and psychic powers as a thank you for being good friends with them. Unfortunately...

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

It turns out that Mechani-Kong and Mecha Godzilla have been upgraded to be immune to spells, rendering the sacrifice pointless. Mechani-Kong then began to use its mind control ray to brainwash everyone, and thus you have to...

 

[Scarlet Sky]

...drop a nuke on Mechani-Kong and order everyone to eat chocolate, bacon, and a radish, in that order. This will cause space-time to collapse and lead to...

 

[Kharixi]

...a nightmare from which you wake. After that, you realize Darkrai was behind it all and set out to kill it. Along the way, you find a genie, and he agrees to give you three wishes. So, naturally, you wish for...

 

[MassiveShock11]

...a bow and some arrows, a vault of Master Balls, and time travel skills. You traveled into the future, until you ended up knowing that dream is actually true. Mecha Tyranitar is attacking humanity. To stop him, you have to...

 

[Kharixi]

...shoot its eyes with the arrows you wished for. The suit destroys itself to reveal a regular Tyranitar, which you capture with a Master Ball, but suddenly...

 

[MassiveShock11]

...the EXTREMELY small chance of the Master Ball failing struck, and the Tyranitar went on a rampage. To save humanity, you need to...

 

[MegaPod]

...turn off the game at this precise moment, then erase your current save file. Then start a new game, name your character "Chimchar", and pick Dialga as your starter. Next for the cheat to work, you must...

 

[Kharixi]

...have Dialga take you to the end of time, and collect every single Pokémon. Next, use their power and destroy every last bit of evil stuff in existence. But suddenly...

 

[MegaPod]

A menu will open, asking you to select a team. Choose "Team Plasma", then, speak to the Hex Maniac in the closet of your character's bedroom. The Hex Maniac will...

 

[Kharixi]

...send you into the abyss. You send out some Pokémon to rescue you, but you inevitably fall so far that you end up at the end of time without any Pokémon. Naturally, your first thought is to...

 

[MegaPod]

...ragequit, but be vigilant. Stare at your screen for 70 hours consecutively to obtain 9000 Master Balls. Use them to...

 

[Pika_pika42]

capture the mega evolutions of every pokemon and then train them to....

~ Pika Pika

 

[MegaPod]

...glitch up. Release 9.5% of them and leave each of the remaining ones in the Pokémon Daycare, one at a time, in alphabetical order, paired up with the Unown that represents the first letter of their name. At the end of the process, you'll get an Egg. To hatch it, take it to...

 

[Durbe]

Cairo. Then shout "Muda Muda Muda" until The World awakens and stops time. Next, find a Gashat labeled Pokemon and put it in a Gamer Driver to...