The never ending cheat [V3(?)]

[Cilantro]

...erupt into flames. When the fire goes out, throw a rock as far as you can. Find the rock. When you do, there will be a Nintendo 3DS in it's place. Inside the 3DS is...

 

[Sightnado]

...a copy of Pokémon Moon. You must beat the game to get the key to obtaining Magearna. However, to find the location of Magearna, you must...

 

[MegaPod]

...level up each of the legendary golems to level 9 and three quarters while holding the 3DS upside down. Then, without saving...

 

[Sightnado]

...after you find your non-Shiny Regigigas, soft reset until you get a Shiny Regigigas. Then you must obtain the Legendary...

 

[Cilantro]

...birds. Zapdos must have a lonely nature. Snap off the top half of the 3DS. Despite being broken, it will still function as though it's fine. Next...

 

[MegaPod]

...glue the halves of the 3DS onto a friend's abdomen, but with the top half on the bottom and vice versa. Now, you must catch a shiny Surskit, breed a normal Surskit from it, and release the shiny. Afterwards...

 

[Sightnado]

...you must obtain the legendary dogs. Next you must find out WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??? All three legendary dogs must have a Serious nature. Next you must...

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Construct additional pylons, in order to...

 

[Cilantro]

...take the Legendary Birds into battle, along with the Surskit you just bred. Zapdos and Articuno must faint, and Moltres may not be sent out. Now...

 

[Sightnado]

...you must defeat the 6 Level 100 Pokemon with only your Level 1 Surskit. However, after defeating one of these Pokemon, it will level up to Level 101. Afterwards you must...

 

[Cilantro]

...smash an egg onto the bottom half of the 3DS. This will cause you to be teleported to Hau'oli cemetery. Encounter a Drifloon, and...

 

[Wispy Willow]

...You must let your Surskit be defeated by its Aftermath Ability, at which point you will be transported to the Underworld, where you...

 

[MegaPod]

...must find and take the precise shortest path to collide into the randomly generated walls in the area. If successful, you will enter a double battle against a shiny Rotom and shiny Genesect. You will need to...

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

...fight the Heart of Nova from Kirby SuperStar... but BE WARNED! Once you knock its HP to Zero, it will...

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Blow up. You somehow end up unscathed, but an angry jester is after you now, and to take him out, you...

 

[AnimeboyIanpower]

must call upon the Power of Love and transform into a Magical Girl (or Magical Boy depending on the gender you picked at the start of the game) and get ready to fight! But BE WARNED! The Angry Jester has a hypnotic attack that if it hits you...

 

[toastghost]

and you'll pass out and wake up in the middle of a field. in the sky, you see...

 

[Sightnado]

a single Pidgey. you must track it all the way back to its nest in Kanto, where you will find...

 

[toastghost]

a golden ring. if you find a pawn shop, you can exchange it for...

 

[Sightnado]

...a piece of text in Braille, like the Regi puzzles. Once you decipher the text, it should be clear what to do next...