The Neverending Cheat

[Platina Berlitz]

do the Indian Rain Dance until it does rain, flee for shelter in an old mill and then

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

fight off the Crimson Heads and Zombies in there by

 

[Tha Ice Cream]

2 minutes and challenge the Elite 4 with a Magikarp with 99 PP no miss Splash.

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

but before you do so, you must kill Samurai with either your AR-15 or your chainsaw

 

[Tha Ice Cream]

And if you defeated the E4, you must go on a boat to Kanto and catch missingno.

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

After catching missingno (any SMG recommended), you will then receive a phone call from Master Miller, who then informs you to take Missingno to the Metal Gear Launch Room, but

 

[Tha Ice Cream]

Then Gordon Ramsey will appear challenging you for a fight. His first pokemon is Magikarp which uses no miss 99 PP Hyper Beam. (Hyper Beam is phail.)

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

To defeat him, you must immediately equip the M4 and quickly fire a grenade at

 

[Platina Berlitz]

the tree behind him and then camo yourself to blend in with the sand and attack and steal his uber Magikarp then run to

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

the Control Room, but then you will get locked in the room, but Master Miller calls and (ok, i really hope a Metal Gear Solid fan steps in here...)

 

[Platina Berlitz]

throws a bomb into the room, you must dig a hole with a

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

the spoon found earlier, or else you'll have to call Otacon and wait for him to unlock the door for you, and when you get out Liquid (Snake) will

 

[Platina Berlitz]

attack you with a Snife and then tie you up, you must then

 

[Tha Ice Cream]

Start the game over and you'll see that Ash is available as a character. You need to choose him and suicide Ash with a.........

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

fake cyanide pill, causing the enemies to

 

[Tha Ice Cream]

choose Pikachu so you can choose

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

between the Red Pill or the Blue Pill. Take the

 

[eX.A.K.R.]

Red pill, which will cause you to turn into a Porygon...

 

[QuietDragon]

and then a Gulpin with nothing but the HM move Fly.

You must name him Supercallifragilisticexpialidocious.

 

[Syaoran_2001]

put your DS in the microwave and set it to the "defrost meat" setting. Cook it for three minutes, when you remove it...