The Neverending Cheat

[eX.A.K.R.]

..., a Pikachu will jump out...

 

[Zangoose15]

...and then you must battle it. Catch it and name it "Pinky", and then catch another Pikachu and breed them, then name the Pokemon that comes out of the egg "Brain" and then you get a call from a monkey that tells you to...

 

[Platina Berlitz]

run into your bathroom and lock your door, then

 

[Zangoose15]

you must restart your game. Turn your bathtubs tap on and soak your DS, and then a purple Charizard will appear and tell you to burn everything that is dear to you! If you do what he says...

 

[Platina Berlitz]

he'll laugh at you for listening to him and flush himself down the toilet. Restart your game and choose Piplup call it Emperor and give it an Everstone, train it to Lv 100 and switch it to have an army of Lv. 100 Magikarps and face the Elite 4

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

and you may also take this opportunity to get the Sword of One Thousand Truths, or you may take this time to stock up on ammo (shotgun shells recommended) and then

 

[Tha Ice Cream]

You can walk through walls but

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

then a possessed dildo will attempt to

 

[Tha Ice Cream]

use skarmbliss and

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

it cannot be killed at the moment, so

 

[Altoeevees]

you have to fart on your DS while it's toturing you with the Marquee of Doom...

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

and then you will receive a key to get into

 

[Altoeevees]

A pokemon's body, but u end up inside a pokemon the opposite gender you're supposed to be...

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

so then you must go to the Temple of Time to get the Master Sword by

 

[Altoeevees]

Making a shiny baby Mew so drunk that....

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

it will cause the Combine to invade so you must find Dr. Freeman at Black Mesa by

 

[Tha Ice Cream]

using Brave Bird at the Pokemon League which causes

 

[Platina Berlitz]

an explosion which will then cause

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

the G-Men to appear (NOT a rip-off of the X-men, but rather government agents) and try to confiscate your items and kill you and all witnesses, so you must fight back with a rusty

 

[Platina Berlitz]

corkscrew and a can of Coke, then shout these words