The Neverending Cheat

[Zangoose15]

"I AM A ALCOHOLIC!" and then a Pikachu will appear and give your DS a virus. Buy a new one, and then...

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

Shove it up your ass and then

 

[Platina Berlitz]

sing "Deck the Halls" on the toilet, flush you DS down the toilet and then

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

destroy your septic tank, and dig for your DS while eating all the

 

[Platina Berlitz]

chips in the bag that you find that clogged the drain (eww ! yuck !)

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

and then cover yourself with the shit in order to

 

[Platina Berlitz]

solve the mystery of the septic tank. Then take a shower (a long one) an dbuy a new DS

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

with the shampoo bottle you will have to shove up your

 

[Platina Berlitz]

your toilet till it burst. Scream and call a repairman. Then hit the repairman with a

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

car (not run him over with it, but actually hit him with the said car)

 

[Platina Berlitz]

he'll fly to

 

[Tha Ice Cream]

Eterna City so he can pick up the Draco Plate so

 

[Nightmare]

you can turn into super

 

[Zangoose15]

SuperDuperPoggleman, and then Arceus will come along and go "RAWR WHERE'S MY DRACO PLATE?" and then you need to battle him, but not with Pokemon, as SuperDuperPoggleman. To beat him, you must...

 

[Floyd™]

Hold up the Draco Plate while yelling, "Nananabooboo, I got your Draco Plate!"...

 

[Zangoose15]

And then Arceus will go "Whaaaaa! Give it back! I can't sleep without it!" and then throw it at some random NPC and Arceus will destroy the town. Your game pak will now explode in yer face.

 

[Nightmare]

And then your ds will magicly warp into the dimension of kingdom hearts and distroy it.

 

[Floyd™]

So you will repeatedly hit yourself while standing on your head balancing a bag of flour on your big toe and yeling, "Chuck Norris!"

 

[the A.D.D. kidd]

Then The Fonz will appear and try to fight you, defend yourself with the nearby salami, while trying to, at the same time, hold off the oncoming Nazis with a clock so

 

[I Started A Cult]

...that you can do the Fish-Slapping Dance...