The Next Person To Post Gets A...

[Snowcracker]

OMA!
NPTP gets a Halloween Ranpuraa.

 

[Dr. Haxorus]

Thank you very much!

Next person to post has to post 'You Turn The Screws' Lyrics by Cake. You might need a lyric searcher though.

 

[Zhwoobatte]

Fine...

Spoiler

you turn the screws
you tear down the bridge
flimsy as it is, it's business like
you shake my hand
you break up the band
flimsy as it is, it's open-mic punk rock
red white and blue


you twist the knife then go home to kiss your wife
a bigger better slice is what you'd like
you kick the sand, you get the upper hand
you sell it to japan
it's natural punk rock
red white and blue


you turn the screws
it's what you choose to do
you think that i
must turn them too
you think that i must be so satisfied
i stay inside
i wonder why


and the cement-mixer gets it all ready
one good turn at a time
they're pouring it slowly and steady
you're showing me where i can sign
what i can expect to find
but how can you say you'll be happy
when you turn the screws


you turn the screws
it's what you choose to do
you turn the screws
it's what you choose to do
you think i must turn them, too
you turn the screws
you tear down the bridge
flimsy as it is, it's business like
you tear down the bridge
flimsy as it is, it's open-mic punk rock
red white and blue
you turn the screws

Next person to post gets a smack on the head.

 

[Miar]

Oww...

NPTP gets a life

 

[Dr. Haxorus]

Are you saying I don't already have one?! *Is outraged* :conangry:

 

[Zhwoobatte]

Are you saying I don't already have one?! *Is outraged* :conangry:

NPTP gets a...

 

[Miar]

I got nothing *rubbing mark where I got smacked*

Next person gets gum (Doublemint)

 

[Zhwoobatte]

YAY!

NPTP gets a CARburator

 

[Opossumguy]

Yay! New carburator! Next to post gets an opossum.

 

[DracoMan]

Opossums are yummy. (Just kidding!)

NPTP gets the entire run of Walker, Texas Ranger on DVD.

 

[The Magneton]

Yay!
The nextperson will get a girlfriend tomorrow night at 10.34pm.

 

[OCDysseus]

WOOHOO!!

Next peson to posts dies at midnight!

 

[That Guy]

Um...yay?

NPTP gets to be my substitute in school next week while I go to GERMANY!!!

 

[The Magneton]

Yay, I guess.
NPTP gets a PAAWWWNNNNCCCHHHHH from Mr Captain Falcon himself!

 

[OCDysseus]

Owch!

NPTP hets a Roundhouse Kick from the allmighty Chuck Norris!

 

[Super Seaking]

I feel honored!

Next person to post gets stabbed by Seaking. FUCK YEAH!!

 

[Instrutilus]

Schweet *gets stabbed by Aquaman* Fuck Yeah! Urgh *dies*

NPTP gets a PAWWWWNCH! from Captain Kirby =3

 

[The Magneton]

YEESSSS, Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NPTP gets a new car tommorow.
S**t, I got ninja'd.

 

[Miar]

Cool. What model?

NPTP gets gamma radiation.

 

[Phantump]

Yay! Now I'm a cheesy cartoon character who can fly in a rubber suit!

Next person gets something from Walmart by paying.